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He who is without sin ... Should really get out more.about 15 hours agofrom web
International media please no more of the Tiger turns Cheetah pun it worked on Friday but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing10:22 PM Dec 5thfrom web
TV3 new Xmas Party got Aha Take on Me passed the DJ but he later started playing bad house music so wouldn't do Aerosmith Walk this Way.Fail4:12 PM Dec 5thfrom web
@carlylflynn I know nothing about camping but it looked good. Not sure about the kids bunks though.6:10 PM Dec 2ndfrom web
RIP Maggie Jones Blanche Hunt from Coro Salt of the earth with a vinegar tongue4:55 PM Dec 2ndfrom web
@_sonal_ The one who was asking me why I'm bald said he married a Pakistani so his kids would speak Urdu. Didn't marry Kiwi tho she lovedhim4:15 PM Dec 2ndfrom web
Pakistani cab drivers feel they can ask me anything. Two nights ago I was asked "Why are you bald?" B4 that it was r u circumcised?4:07 PM Dec 2ndfrom web
@radicalxstitch I learnt there's no point laughing at a morris dancer because they aren't taking it seriously so if u laugh the jokes on u1:17 PM Dec 2ndfrom web
@juhasaarinen I used industrial quantities of it. But didn't worry. But what happened to "pollution" and "litter"?12:18 AM Dec 2ndfrom web
I remember the days when "climate change" was called "pollution" and we all worried about using hairspray because of the Ozone layer.12:15 AM Dec 2ndfrom web
Were Tony Abbott and Lockwood Smith separated at birth?10:57 PM Dec 1stfrom web
@JosephErnest Charles Oldham is a really good interview and as an ex lawyer and banker is very sorted on the market side of the business7:55 PM Dec 1stfrom web
@moatatamaira I have requested a certificate from them. they would give u a certificate if u ran the best butchery so why not 1 4 an idiot?5:25 PM Dec 1stfrom web
@moatatamaira Thanks it has been a big 24 hours for me .. morris dancing and being named one of Metro's idiots of the year. So grateful!4:10 PM Dec 1stfrom web
So the SPCA has now discovered Jumbo eats $250 worth of food a day. How long before she's back on the game?7:26 PM Nov 30thfrom web
@rgoodchild a British actor told me he thought NZ reporting was good. I call it outstanding mediocrity w all the time pressures etc7:22 PM Nov 30thfrom web
The secret to success is doing mediocre better than anyone else7:17 PM Nov 30thfrom web
