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  1. I can't tell you how glad I am that American Idol is over. That show is the visual and musical equivalent of a solid punch in the yambag. 6:30 PM May 27th from Birdhouse
  2. What's this "sun" I keep hearing about? 5:13 AM May 4th from Tweetie
  3. Dear people who use stars and other little shapes in Twitter names: it's not cute. Stop that shit. Do you think it makes you special? 8:01 PM May 1st from Tweetie
  4. Swine flu rage, take 2: STOP MAKING PEOPLE FUCKING PANIC. Twitter, I really expected more from you. I guess that was my problem. 10:08 AM Apr 29th from Tweetie
  5. Ok, sorry about that torrent of profanity. I'm just tired of hearing about this stuff. Back to your regularly scheduled ranting. 7:43 AM Apr 28th from Tweetie
  6. PS, Bloomberg.com: THE LAST TIME I CHECKED WE WERE IN A FUCKING WORLDWIDE RECESSION ALREADY. OR IS THAT OVER AND NO ONE TOLD ME? 7:00 AM Apr 28th from Tweetie
  7. "Could kill 71 million people worldwide and push the economy into a “major global recession” - THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP. 6:59 AM Apr 28th from Tweetie
  8. FUCK this swine flu bullshit. No doubt people are getting sick, but causing a fucking panic is the last thing this world needs right now. 6:58 AM Apr 28th from Tweetie
  9. Ugh. iPhone keyboard + Sunday morning fog = spelling mistakes. I meant, *inexcusably*. But the sentiment remains true. 8:02 AM Apr 26th from Tweetie
  10. Do I go grocery shopping, run errands, and enjoy the weather, or inexcusbly drink myself back to sleep on the couch and wake up sweaty? 7:59 AM Apr 26th from Birdhouse
  11. I know I shouldn't complain, as it was so nice today, but now the area behind my knees is sweaty. And this apt is just stuffy as all hell. 5:20 PM Apr 25th from Tweetie
  12. LOST: feel free to suck it, and do so with reckless abandon. Posturing a clip show as "new" is just a shitty thing to do to people. 7:55 PM Apr 22nd from Tweetie
  13. Fortune cookie: "You're only as dumb as you think you are, moron." 9:40 AM Apr 21st from Twitterrific
  14. Cold, depressing rain. The week's way of saying, "hey - fuck you". 9:23 AM Apr 21st from web
  15. Hey Spring! Whaddya say you stop being such a little bitch and make with the sun and warmth? Maybe you didn't get the memo: winter is OVER. 7:00 AM Apr 15th from Tweetie
  16. @colleenkane Are you sure yr not getting my targeted ads? Did you see any for bitter, resentful misanthrope love connections? 5:08 PM Apr 13th from Tweetie
  17. I am slowly becoming a failed product of my laziness. Clean laundry has become a near-otherworldly concept. 6:42 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie
  18. New blog post: Celebrity Logic Baffles Me. http://www.syncyn.com/?p=152 7:29 AM Apr 7th from Twitter Tools
  19. @reneritchie @backlon @BadAsh77 FYI fellas: if you just got followed by "sethclifford" that's me. Trying to consolidate twitter accts. :) 4:12 AM Mar 31st from Twitterrific in reply to reneritchie
  20. @backlon I have a lot of love for Dropbox. They constantly update the SW too, to optimize it. Very proactive team over there. 5:25 AM Mar 30th from Twitterrific in reply to backlon