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  1. I don't like your snow. There's no flavoring. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @marenhogan As a mom, you naturally are scared of the reality of everyone being afraid of you finding something out. Get past it. 4:47 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to marenhogan
  3. Are you people always this stupid? http://bit.ly/7A8up5 "I adore John McCain" but I blacked out his name and paraded around in it. 4:45 PM Dec 17th from web
  4. Some smells are accidental, but this is not one of those. 4:43 PM Dec 17th from web
  5. @marenhogan No, you're incorrect, you can keel over. It's called "fainting." Old female tradition, comes in handy for leaving bad sitch. 5:54 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to marenhogan
  6. If the whole Earth-takeover thing had gone right, the guys who keep tweeking Twitter would be washing my ball sack. 5:52 PM Dec 15th from web
  7. What is with you people that your restaurants all begin to close just when the really dead part of the night starts? 12:37 AM Dec 14th from web
  8. Resistance is futile. I always wanted to say that. 1:42 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. There's a spot right now on the side of the moon opposite the sun that makes this weather seem warm. I'm not there. 1:27 PM Nov 22nd from web
  10. @tracytran Your bird avatar with a human head reminds me of home. 4:34 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to tracytran
  11. Oh, shit, is "V" on tonight? I love the way you imagine the universe's other inhabitants. It's so cute and relatively safe. 4:32 PM Nov 17th from web
  12. Yet-to-be-discovered fact about the Leonid meteor showers: Also golden showers. 4:37 PM Nov 16th from web
  13. Someone asked: No, no alien species sheath themselves in human-looking living skin like in "V." That's just sick. Everyone eats the skin. 6:13 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. I hate it when bread gets in the particle collider. http://is.gd/4ONiX 5:46 AM Nov 6th from web
  15. FYI, we avoid probing Yankees fans. They mess up the equipment. We're not equipped for such big assholes. 9:27 PM Nov 4th from web
  16. I know what you new followers are thinking: When will I move from the "notyetprobed" list to the "probed" list? 7:29 AM Nov 1st from web
  17. @macloo You should sue. Even I have lists, and I'm not even human. 5:08 AM Oct 29th from web
  18. Apparently one of these lawyers remembers us having "Golden Girls" on when we were probing him. http://bit.ly/m5jPy 5:08 AM Oct 29th from web
  19. I hate it when I learn that people I've never met who have become romantic icons in my imagination are reactionary fanatics. 7:10 AM Oct 24th from web
  20. Your public radio is an unusual concept: Ask people for money by interrupting their favorite programs and annoying them for 10 minutes. 7:08 AM Oct 24th from web