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  1. Jeffrey Goldberg would appreciate the grappling. RT @Awl: Two Views: The Lessons Of Hanukkah http://bit.ly/6ZVvpG
  2. Happy Chanukah Fek!! And well-deserved Obliterati Awd RT @weareyourfek: I wonder if @THE_REAL_SHAQ knows it's the first night of #Hanukkah.
  3. Ha but you make it look easy darling. RT @katiebakes: Blogging is HARD.
  4. What do you want from me, sometimes I get political.
  5. RT @mathewi: if you're interested in more background on ClimateGate, this piece at CJR has a nice roundup/analysis: http://twurl.nl/h43gm6
  6. THIS SEXIST CRAP WOULD NEVER FLY ON MY HOME PLANET: http://bit.ly/7ZGAg9
  7. @KBAndersen Which part, the half that did or the half that didn't?
  8. "Mega-Shark v. Giant Octopus" and I'm sold. RT @Syfy: I'm giving away Syfy movie DVDs to 3 random people who RT this note by noon ET 11/25
  9. SO FINE, I LIKE THIS SONG. http://bit.ly/RCxn2
  10. THIS ALWAYS PUTS ME IN THE MOOD. http://bit.ly/idAdl
  11. IS SARAH PALIN ONE OF US? OH, YES.
  12. I EAT....MY WORDS.
  13. HEY, EARTHLINGS, WANNA COME OVER? I'D TOTALLY LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOR BRUNCH. HAR HAR.
  14. NOM NOM NOM. (Are the kids still saying that?)
  15. FRIDAY THE 13TH IS THE LONELIEST DAY FOR LIZARDS. [SAD FACE]
  16. SO WHAT'S UP FOR TONIGHT GUYS? I HAVE NO PLANS. WHO WANTS TO HANG?
  17. @mediagadfly @jetjocko I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG BUT I ROCK THAT MIC LIKE A VANDAL. CHICKS DIG HOT KARAOKE STYLISTS.
  18. RT @mediagadfly: @alienlizards What say you new friends? RT @jetjocko What if the lizard aliens also sang? I would totally watch "Vlee"
  19. THAT TOMMY CHRISTOPHER DUDE IS SO ON TO ME: http://bit.ly/2zruLp
  20. OHHHHH LIZARD HANGOVER