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  1. To Tommy Heinsohn: Don't ever change. Don't ever retire.
  2. My arms are tired from carrying a 30-rack home. I should get more exercise. I will carry a 30-rack home every night.
  3. It would be awesome if I only have to work for 8 hours today. Fingers crossed.
  4. ♫ Summerbaby - Polaris http://lala.com/zSU3
  5. @rjstaines Well, that was pretty interesting. Plus I'd hit it. Was that music Nothing Else Matters?
  6. Oh, It's Miller time.
  7. Jesus. Can the Bulls' cheerleaders wear any less clothing? This ain't the Moulin fucking Rouge, OK?
  8. "Hang your head in shame!" Tommy's gonna be in full effect tonight. I feel it. #celtics
  9. Work mercifully over. Wanna go home for leftover chinese, beer, Celtics, and the sweet release of deat- I mean sleep.
  10. @daldridgetnt MIchael Jackson.
  11. I will donate a beer to myself for every person who retweets this.
  12. Congrats to @sugarray20, who should now be @sugarray20000!
  13. I actually have a day off tomorrow. Craziness.
  14. @Punkbruwster Cheers!
  15. MARK IT ZERO, SMOKEY!
  16. There are two words in tne English language that rule over all others. These words are "open" and "bar".
  17. Tweeting live from company Xmas party!
  18. Late Show hoodie does not stand up well to cold, wind, and rain. How the hell was it 70 degrees the other day? #brr
  19. A spectator at the C's/Thunder game is wearing the same shirt I am right now. A Tenacious D "Dickso sucks" shirt. Weird.
  20. I think I'm going to try to get interested in the World Cup. Any tips?