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IPA time instagr.am/p/LG9yBFMDcO/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
This mornings view from my bed... instagr.am/p/LGJ0C9MDZR/ about 10 hours ago via Instagram
Watching again, because I love it so! instagr.am/p/LEuW9gsDT1/ about 23 hours ago via Instagram
SJCCFThyNet Thyroid Cancer recurrences have been reported and documented DECADES after the initial diagnosis. #CheckYourNeck #worldthyroidday 2:20 PM May 25th via HootSuite Retweeted by alienbody and 1 other
Anyone hungry for a pepper filled quesadilla? instagr.am/p/LED6U-sDcp/ 1:44 PM May 25th via Instagram
@SuzieIvy No 'song', just the cheesy 'porn' type music. Not that I'd know what that sounds like, I'm just guessing...yeah...guessing. 1:01 PM May 25th via web in reply to SuzieIvy
Celebrating my last day of being poked by Kaiser Vampires w/cheesecake & strawberries...'cause they make healthy. #dontburstmybubble 12:50 PM May 25th via web
@SuzieIvy Oh, the cheesy music playing through my head to accompany that pun... 12:47 PM May 25th via web in reply to SuzieIvy
@neilhimself I guess it is just in-store? The website has them for sale, at least several of the Sandmans are. 12:04 PM May 25th via web in reply to neilhimself
SJCCFThyNet For survivors high dose thyroid hormone replacement therapy suppresses TSH to help prevent the regrowth of thyroid cancer #worldthyroidday 11:31 AM May 25th via HootSuite Retweeted by alienbody and 2 others
Heading to the Kaiser Dungeon, um...I mean basement...for neck ultrasound #WorldThyroidDay instagr.am/p/LDsHlkMDQx/ 10:16 AM May 25th via Instagram
@SJCCFThyNet When the doctor took my thyroid out, they replaced it with brain fog. Yes, I know all too well.... :-) 9:39 AM May 25th via web in reply to SJCCFThyNet
SJCCFThyNet Fact: There are several types of thyroid cancer: Papillary, Follicular, Medullary, Anaplastic and variants or combinations #worldthyroidday 9:20 AM May 25th via HootSuite Retweeted by alienbody and 1 other
I can hear the splintering & cracking of my virtual books shelves now! npr.org/2012/05/25/153… 9:22 AM May 25th via web
I forgot to use #WorldThyroidDay in my last tweet! Well, I'm using it now. Check your neck, peeps! Thx @SJCCFThyNet 9:15 AM May 25th via web
@meganbroutian I know nothing about marketing a brand & such, but I like the same name for both blog & FB to make it easy to fine you 8:39 AM May 25th via web in reply to meganbroutian
@meganbroutian I like _Megan Gets Her Bloggy On All Up In Here _ but it's kind of long for Facebook. 8:36 AM May 25th via web in reply to meganbroutian
10:30 Neck ultrasound & one last deposit to Kaiser Vampire Blood Bank then I'm done for a year! Woot! #happydance #kissmyassthyroidcancer 8:34 AM May 25th via web
@meganbroutian I like Blogging With Megan 8:32 AM May 25th via web in reply to meganbroutian
Blocking the corner & crossing area to let your kid out for school makes you an asshat. Peeps can't cross and cars can't turn. #jerkface 8:08 AM May 25th via web

Name Melissa Aiello
Location San Jose, CA
Web http://www.myalie...
Bio Now accepting applications for Minions to assist me in my quest for world domination.