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  1. I plan on sleeping from now until I have to go to work tomorrow. Just so you know
  2. Well, the car repair place didn't call and my rent check didn't get cashed. Looks like I'm going shopping!
  3. i shouldn't be shocked anymore, but i still am. people amaze me
  4. i wish i knew if my car was going to be done before payday. i really, really want to go to hobby lobby, but i don't know if i have the money
  5. http://twitpic.com/snxd2 Christmas exploded
  6. Watched hoarders for the first time and I am now cleaning my house. That was revolting
  7. Every time someone knocks on my door, I get scared. I have no logical explanation for this
  8. Hobby lobby should be open right now! 50% off christmas wrapping stuff! But alas, I'll be sleeping by the time they open
  9. First real snow of the season, and of course I'm at work. First person to go in the ditch is going to get it
  10. @ShaunGreiner from my experience with bradley buyback, it's more like "give us $600 in books, get enough money for a forty"
  11. And yes, I am drinking beer at 8am, but I just got off work, so it's like 8pm for me. And beer has to be better for you than arsenic
  12. I have run out of water and am therefore forced to take my vitamins with beer. Seems counterproductive
  13. Also, I'm not 16
  14. People, my ID is not fake. I'm sorry it doesn't have a fancy hologram on it like the cool kids these days, but it's a valid Illinois license
  15. Right now it looks like I'm cross stitching a giant black square. I'm so emo
  16. Cleaning is the worst thing ever
  17. I will never understand the appeal of spastically blinking christmas lights
  18. I'm hoping that I turn into a fish
  19. It's been two and a half years, and I never did anything to you in the first place. If you still aren't over it, eat shit
  20. Destiny's child makes me want to stab myself repeatedly in the face