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  1. shane for wax ladies and gentlemen, shane for wax ... http://bit.ly/332rJi 3:53 PM Sep 21st from web
  2. when tayo played her sexy bass all the way into my little punky heart! like how tasha looks with her ... gun? (s)? #wheniknew @autostraddle 5:59 PM Aug 5th from web
  3. ladies, you should follow @autostraddle. i mean, it's no ourchart but ... jk! thank GODDESS it's no OurChart! where's Tasha? 3:46 PM May 26th from web
  4. OMG! This is SUCH BULLSHIT! @betteporter saw this bigoted bullshit on the front page of yahoo finance? #yahoofail http://snurl.com/i6oy6 10:47 PM May 16th from web
  5. hey @betteporter @mama_ti me and @itsjustshane are having cocktails at ur pool, u should fix ur railing! shay's using it as a diving board 10:39 AM Apr 27th from mobile web
  6. I must know someone who knows someone who can get Lindsay Lohan on MY show. Right? My lesbian phone tree needs some more branches. 8:11 AM Apr 23rd from web
  7. what a GREAT DAY TO BE GAY!!! Soooo glad I'm not in prison, who needs a Daddy when Vermonters can have two daddies! http://snurl.com/ff5vw 12:31 PM Apr 7th from web
  8. sidenote if lady gaga gives @itsjustshane the eye -- you know what i'm talking about -- i'm gonna FREAK OUT. not jenny-style. but u know. 10:40 PM Apr 4th from web
  9. fuck you denbo you fucking ratfuck! http://snurl.com/f91kv 10:37 PM Apr 4th from web
  10. I sooooo wish Tasha was at Dinah with me. Then I could kiss her cute face. So many cute faces! You all have SUCH cute faces! 8:55 PM Apr 4th from web
  11. I haven't felt this relieved since Phyllis met Joyce. I Soooo am not a convict y'know? Hello, I LOVE accessories! http://snurl.com/f5ir8 7:45 AM Apr 3rd from web
  12. party on Dana! look im drnk but dana saidt his made her lolz: http://tinyurl.com/dh78wh 11:24 PM Mar 29th from web
  13. @helena_uk what the frack? BETTY?! I soooo did not invite them! Something's fishy about this. Very suspicious. I'll make some phone calls. 10:15 AM Mar 27th from web
  14. RT @itsjustshane: I love this girl, @helena_uk get her at the planet for kit's 60th bday party, i'll get pink&peaches http://snurl.com/eoa05 10:08 AM Mar 27th from web
  15. yoga, honey nut cheerios or drinking beer with @call_me_max? or painting my toenails. 2:06 PM Mar 26th from mobile web
  16. so @aleximelvin 's g-ma knew dinah shore. i have a question - did your grandmother KNOW Dinah Shore? LIKE know-KNOW her? Like biblically? 10:51 AM Mar 25th from web
  17. nm @call_me_max APPARENTLY according to gawker-addict @thusspokejenny la magazine folded in february. i must have another marketable skill. 12:12 PM Mar 23rd from web
  18. but @call_me_max what if it was me? i was thinking about doing a feature on this whole "thing" for LA magazine. sooo much fun max. so much! 12:04 PM Mar 23rd from web
  19. ZOMG @call_me_max i am taking you out for ten beers and then we're hitting space mountain tomorrrowww!!! i knew that shit was impossible. 1:47 PM Mar 19th from web
  20. @call_me_max spandex pantsuits for everyone? even smokin hot cops? ESPECIALLY spandex pantsuits for cops. 1:13 PM Mar 19th from mobile web
  • Name Alice Pieszecki
  • Location WeHo, where the girls are!
  • Web http://www.autost...
  • Bio webmistress, writer, radio/tv host and total vixen.
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