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  1. @TMLO - Thanks. I'm sure my issue would sound retarded to anyone but me. Dunno why it hit me so hard. Sleep will do me good. about 7 hours ago from Power Twitter in reply to TMLO
  2. Haven't had angry tears like this in a long time. Torn between repair and obliteration... should probably sleep on it. about 8 hours ago from Power Twitter
  3. @alexquigley - That's fantastic! Congrats! about 16 hours ago from Tweetree in reply to alexquigley
  4. This whole Tiger Woods fiasco is about as interesting as watching golf on T.V. about 17 hours ago from Tweetree
  5. Asked how to improve another department and I answered "Fire 'em all and hire smart people." Apparently honesty is "inappropriate behavior". about 17 hours ago from Tweetree
  6. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because I'm eating pumpkin praline cheesecake and you don't have any. about 17 hours ago from Tweetree
  7. LeVar Burton is awesome. NSFW writing: http://bit.ly/6ORkMk about 18 hours ago from Power Twitter
  8. It turns out that seeing someone you aren't attracted to, mere hours after having a sex dream about them, is a very awkward thing. about 18 hours ago from Power Twitter
  9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange spaghetti. #myweekendwithasixyearold about 20 hours ago from Tweetree
  10. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was run over by a Christmas tree. #myweekendwithasixyearold about 20 hours ago from Tweetree
  11. "The baby shower is on Sunday during the Bears game, that way the men won't care if their wives aren't around." Oh god dammit. about 21 hours ago from Tweetree
  12. Cousin's wife begging me to try and sign up for facebook again. Do I do it? My fate is in your hands, Twitter. 10:40 PM Dec 1st from Power Twitter
  13. Cousins leaving tomorrow. Wish they lived closer even though 1 of them still gives me shit for getting 2 letter Boggle words when I was 6. 10:34 PM Dec 1st from Power Twitter
  14. @AngleofAttack - That's the 2nd time today I've been told not to act like I forgot about Dre. Friggin weird. 2:17 PM Dec 1st from Tweetree in reply to AngleofAttack
  15. Lost by 22 points. Our optimal line ups? Would have won by 30. Goodbye, bye week. 10:11 PM Nov 30th from Power Twitter
  16. If anyone would like to loan me some luck, I could really use it for my car right now. That or a gift of $5000 would be swell too. 7:22 AM Nov 30th from Tweetree
  17. The Bears are playing today and I happen to have 55 Direct Messages on Twitter. Coincidence? I think not. 9:43 AM Nov 29th from Power Twitter
  18. Why is everyone on my team injured? Why? On my most important week... all injured. Further proof that God hates me. 9:42 AM Nov 29th from Power Twitter
  19. Apparently Einstein said only 2% of the world can solve this puzzle. I did, can you? http://bit.ly/90uTHb 12:15 AM Nov 29th from Power Twitter
  20. @clanofvioxx - Automatic. 11:31 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter in reply to clanofvioxx