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  1. @Pouncer in these situations, i use http://downforeveryoneorjus...
  2. i like drinking a bottle of wine while i'm watching "the cleaner". listen, in this economy you have to generate your own irony.
  3. uh, maybe look into this thing called "fandom"??? you can find it on the "internet". http://bit.ly/16XLgn
  4. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE ACHIEVED HARMONICA
  5. now the singer has expressed his intention to "take it up a notch!" but i don't know how many notches this crowd's hearts can take.
  6. the lead guitarist for this opening band is in serious danger of being eaten by his own hair.
  7. i've gotten used to a concert-going population with a median age of like, twenty-four? this is weird!
  8. i would not have guessed that carbon lead had so many fans in an older demographic! but here they all are!
  9. book club was a go! and then there was karaoke, and then there was sleep zzzzzz
  10. it IS book club tonight, right? otherwise i'm going to feel really embarrassed when i knock on the door.
  11. @maleliahonu INTRIGUING. tell me more.
  12. @romeoindia PACO, SU ESTEBAN HA ESTADO MIRANDO EL TENIS AIEEEEEEE
  13. i can never see commercials for bing without thinking of this: http://bit.ly/6BUrN. I HAVE SO MUCH POWER.
  14. @yeshello plus drag and drop? be still my heart!
  15. @Pouncer ugh, the brother i want to punch in the face repeatedly, and the hospital admin is inane. i don't even like hank!
  16. @Pouncer maybe? except for the "i hate you, we must fall in love later" thing they're working with the brother, who i hate!
  17. except for divya! i want an entire show about HER.
  18. the usa network has had a really good run of shows, but i hated royal pains SO MUCH i don't even want to make a really obvious pun about it.
  19. @maleliahonu ha, i vote yes! and definitely take pictures either way!
  20. cut all my hair off, feel five pounds lighter and ten degrees cooler omg.