ali_jane
- It's funny being back in a place where everyone assumes they speak the same language.11:15 AM Jun 29th from txt
- Turns out the guy at the bank's call centre thinks "soxtrot" is a word. Just another example of poor military planning.6:53 AM Jun 24th from web
- Guy in the cafe is trying to convince the girl at the next table that he's a martial arts expert. Chuck Norris has been referenced.11:43 AM Jun 20th from txt
- Not sure my driving lessons have prepared me for my test. Does the examiner pat your arm and call you "ma chere"?4:55 AM Jun 19th from web
- Registering my continued incredulity that the premiere of Caprica (BSG prequel) had a Vancouver cuddlecore band Cub song in it. No joke!4:37 PM Jun 13th from web
- For those out of Montreal, last tweet makes me so shocked I may stay in bed today. Those of you in Montreal, free fringe events today!4:45 AM Jun 11th from web
- Potential buyers for the habs, DJ1 says Molson may be bilingual now. DJ2: Et quebecois DJ1: Quebecois anglophone DJ2: Oui, quebcois pareil4:42 AM Jun 11th from web
- Keep getting email forwards meant for someone else. Is it better karma to tell the sender, or save her friend from the email forwards?7:51 PM May 27th from web
- "Your present's tissue paper did not come from underwear." @meigin6:56 PM May 22nd from web
- Guitar Hero - choose Billy Corgan, then play a Pumpkins song. See 2 Corgans on stage, feel dirty for stumbling into Corgan's fantasy.2:06 PM May 19th from web
- At a party someone guessed I was a graphic designer based on my outfit. That sound you heard was my teenage self falling over. Also, tod ...1:03 PM May 19th from web
- @tj Better reaction than me, age 10, when told the guy I was prank calling had passed away. I tried to muffle my shocked laughter as sobs.11:59 AM May 12th from web
- Twitter is redundant in Nova Scotia since it's acceptable to make remarks to the strangers around you. Except about how strange that is.8:11 PM May 8th from web
- Found buttered buns loose in my mum's trunk, supposedly to feed pigeons. Not sure how non-mammals deal with dairy. Guess we'll find out.5:07 PM May 7th from web
- There's probably a joke involving Ashley MacIsaac and the dykes, but I'm too sore to think of it. @meigin @cbentl2 @brentwhy, anything?6:07 AM May 7th from web
- Steve Jobs wouldn't appreciate the lack of subtlety of my ipod shuffle, playing fiddle music as I jog in Nova Scotia farmland by the water.6:04 AM May 7th from web
- @meigin I was in one when a guy decided to turn left across my lane! He thought I was turning left, from right lane, w/o slowing or signal.8:07 PM May 6th from web
- It's a bad idea to read Muriel Spark before a car accident. #UselessAdvice4:19 PM May 6th from web
- Parc & Villeneuve, rush hour. Two cyclists in snazzy sponsored get ups, one cyclist using one hand -- the other is holding a bottle of wine.7:14 PM May 1st from web
- She seems to be looking at him with sultry eyes. Partly it's the eye-liner.9:22 PM Apr 28th from txt
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