alfredmutua
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Finally figured out why my mouth has been tasting of polyester all day. It was a wedgie all along!
8:44 AM Nov 19th
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My Office will issue a Bamba 5/- to anyone with information leading to the arrest of the culpripts that stole 170 million
6:36 AM Nov 19th
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I wish someone would think of putting pictures in the constitution!
11:34 PM Nov 18th
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In our theme of 'supporting local industry', I can confirm that G4S will offer secrurity for the next elections
8:41 AM Nov 18th
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Government is proud to annoince that the draft constipation is available for prus-peru-viewing
11:32 PM Nov 17th
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With immediate effect government has banned building fires and therefore we do not need fire engines
12:11 AM Nov 16th
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Thanks to the Kibaki Government, I am pleased to inform Kenyans that we have delivered the World Cup
6:58 AM Nov 12th
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Being proactive, my office as we speak is organizing seats for all the squatters countrywide
12:53 AM Nov 12th
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Thieves have stolen @'s hat. Police are combing his hair for clues
6:23 AM Nov 10th
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Government would like to categorically say the Mungiki spokesman was not shot. He walked into a bullet. Twice.
1:36 PM Nov 7th
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Off to the casinos with Jimmy Kibaki. he was telling me about the crap tables -- not sure it sounds tactful
6:49 AM Nov 6th
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Amos Wako's credentials are impeccable. Have you seen his smile?
6:08 AM Nov 4th
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@ is sneaking out to buy a pair of crocs
5:43 AM Nov 4th
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Government is honoured to welcome to the country Hussein Bolt, president of Iraq
7:31 AM Nov 3rd
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Government would like to reassure donors that there was NO blackout last night, Kenyans all blinked for a really long time.
7:55 PM Nov 1st
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What is this 'laxative' at the counter? Looks like glucose. I think i'll buy a box
5:05 AM Oct 31st
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Haiya! Just realized the zip in the front of my trousers can close!
11:17 AM Oct 27th
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We realeased Cholo -- Cholmo -- Chowmly -- Tom was a good paying customer and we're sad to see him go
1:48 AM Oct 23rd
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In solidarity with the IDPs, my office will be relocating the stones on Uhuru Highway
12:36 PM Oct 22nd
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RE: Government is sending by courier our Form 16A to prove that @ won
7:30 AM Oct 19th
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- Name Alfred Mutua
- Location KICC
- Bio FAKE Official Spokesman Of the Jovernment Of Kenya
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