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  1. Walmart's going 2 sell a Blu-Ray player 4 $78 on Black Fri! They're beating up prices so badly it sounds like a Black & Blu player! RT GizWz
  2. Oh well, RT doesn't like to carry over that link. Go to http://www.gizwiz.biz and click on "Germs". And wash your hands after!
  3. RT GizWiz 1st look ever! Not out until March MAD, here's my "AVOID GERMS" poster. http://gizwizbiz.squarespac... Click it/Print it/Hang it
  4. A spammer tried 2 get my social security #, but I fooled him. I gave him my checking Account # & pin instead! Some1's in 4 a big surprise!
  5. MAD 502 is out! The 20 dumbest people, events & things of 2009. I'm not on the cover! Or am I? Take a good look. Buy it for a better look!
  6. I'd like to sell a pristine copy of MAD Magazine #1. But there's a problem. I don't own a copy. Darn!
  7. I put a big magnet near my front door to attract my neighbors iRobot Roomba 560 Vacuum Robot. Hopefully it will clean my house too!
  8. With ALL the National Health Care Plan talk, no 1 has addressed my main concern. Will it get us better mags 4 the waiting room? Even MAD.
  9. I'm wondering: If I get a swine flu shot doesn't that make it harder to use the excuse "I have the flu" in order to stay home from work?
  10. I got a peek at the new MAD 20 due out Nov 11th, MAD 502, It's being printed right now, so I have to get back to the xerox machine & help!
  11. So much 4 online bank security. I sign in 2day & some1's put another $50,000 in my account. This is the 3rd time this month. Won't complain.
  12. Anybody know if the Internet will be open Monday? Since it's Labor Day I assume they'll be no email delivery. Happy Holiday all!
  13. Like at me! On OLED! Yes, Alfred E. Thanks THErealBELTANE for finding me! (And the royality check is coming?) http://bit.ly/RiDI4
  14. The MAD Health Plan is fool-proof. I'm covered 100% for everything. Unless I get sick. But as soon as I'm well again, it's back in force!
  15. Thanks beltane for the neat find! Alfred E is on engadget...http://is.gd/2dKC5
  16. Giz Wiz has idea 4 TV show 4 folks who can't sing, dance & have 0 talent. It's called: "So you think you can fall down a flight of stairs!"
  17. A POP UP WE'D HATE TO C WHILE SHOPPING ONLINE: "We're using your Credit Card to buy something on another website to make sure it's valid!"
  18. Is the Space Station Toilet really out of order? Or did the gov't forget to tell the astronauts you now need 8 quarters to use it?
  19. While the GizWiz was at DisneyWorld & Universal Studios, I was on a terrifying ride of my own. The "watch the cab driver text & drive ride"!
  20. The Giz Wiz TWEETS bargains & now it's my turn. From Worst-Deal-Of-The-Day: 2003 MacNCheese Security Suite: $100 Value: now $97 + $40 ship