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alfindeol

  1. I won a miniature squirt gun at karaoke. Then promptly got kicked out of the bar. What did they expect? about 15 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android
  2. @thegoodship now you know my life for the last year. about 19 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android in reply to thegoodship
  3. Good morning work. I think I'm still drunk. 9:50 AM May 21st via TweetCaster for Android
  4. I am suceptible to flattery. 11:23 PM May 20th via TweetCaster for Android
  5. I stop old, toothless, black, gay men in their tracks. 10:33 PM May 20th via TweetCaster for Android
  6. @drinkins I can't even find myself a new job. 5:18 PM May 13th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to drinkins
  7. @drinkins Told you that you'd love it here. 3:44 PM May 13th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to drinkins
  8. Sup "Mr. Leather Seattle 2012". 12:59 AM May 13th via TweetCaster for Android
  9. I humbly propose that the picture you use on your dating website profile should probably not be your facebook photo. 9:36 AM May 8th via TweetCaster for Android
  10. "I've got a mamba in my pocket and I dont know what to do with it." #thingsnottosayinagaybar 10:22 PM May 1st via TweetCaster for Android
  11. "I'm a good catcher" # thingsnottosayinagaybar 10:21 PM May 1st via TweetCaster for Android
  12. "If they shit on me, I get mad." #overheardinseattle 8:02 PM Apr 29th via TweetCaster for Android
  13. "This is my girlfriend." "I prefer fuck-puppet." 12:13 AM Apr 24th via TweetCaster for Android
  14. So far the speakeasy behind the bank vault door was a good decision. 11:25 PM Apr 20th via TweetCaster for Android
  15. @drinkins I'll keep my eyes peeled. If you just decide to move, I have a couch with your name on it. 12:27 AM Apr 18th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to drinkins
  16. @thegoodship It's so good! 11:55 AM Apr 15th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to thegoodship
  17. @drinkins I found your favorite. lockerz.com/s/201172825 1:37 AM Apr 14th via TweetCaster for Android
  18. Nothing gets my dick hard like a girl klogging in the bar. 12:30 AM Apr 14th via TweetCaster for Android
  19. There ain't no rest for the wicked. 4:00 AM Apr 8th via TweetCaster for Android
  20. Dick makes everything better. 9:43 PM Apr 7th via TweetCaster for Android
  • Name Ken
  • Location Seattle, WA
  • Bio Never Underestimate the Predictability of Stupidity
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