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  1. MS Word crashes because of HP printer driver, advises installing the latest version. HP says it's up-to-date. You guys!
  2. @iamjamesward have you never seen a socket fitted four or more feet up a wall? There's a whole world of excitement awaiting!
  3. @thesunneversets I think some 14-year-old schoolboy has broken into your account
  4. @thesunneversets sorry, that's bollocks. Science is only prosaic if you dion't appreciate its poetry.
  5. @pennyb they do realise DW is a fictional character, I assume? Unlike Santa, who is REAL.
  6. @scissorkicks what OS is the server running?
  7. RT: @Glinner: RT @flidby http://tinyurl.com/ybbephd "hold me if I'm dying and vice versa, OK?" I want that on a t-shirt
  8. @rhodri no, they are not on spotify, boo
  9. Have been watching Life with our dog Bernie, who especially enjoyed the wolves. It's good that the BBC caters to his interests.
  10. @scissorkicks looks more like lower education to me, arf, arf.
  11. @weeddude we are constrained by Twitter's own limits to the last 3200 statuses. That may change one day but it's not our call.
  12. Sitting in hotel lounge, early for a meeting. Amuse me, varlets!
  13. Every time I see a celeb chef on an ad I take a drink. There should be health warnings to protect those like me from ourselves.
  14. dreading taking very messy pooch to the groomer. Shall claim it's the dog's fault for being slatternly and resistant to the brush.
  15. @rhodri there's a bit more accordion than I remember.
  16. It's called "Drink Drain Cleaner and Eat Bogies" by The Burnt Biscuits.
  17. What, that's a different Steve Albini? But I just emailed him to ask if he'd produce my punk band's new EP!
  18. Steve Albini relinquishes noisy guitar and shows his gentler side: http://www.albinimusic.com/
  19. @rhodri Facebook are pulling their usual trick of changing stuff with no clear migration path for devs except "rewrite it all"
  20. @smfr - redid safari test and I agree it's mainly better without