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  1. I grow old. I shall wear the video of my Astley rolled.
  2. @robertz twittering every cloud that goes over is what the internet is all about.
  3. @iamjamesward they can't score me so either my heteralitiness is infinitesimal or I broke their scale.
  4. @robertz Not here in #NDevon where the sun is shining again!
  5. @iamjamesward what are you going to do with your 18%? I'm sure there are lots of young ladies who'd like to benefit from it.
  6. @rhodri I only wish I were from Leigh-on-Sea. It seems a very exotic place. http://bit.ly/PPVM2
  7. @rhodri CIA mind control has a lot to answer for!
  8. @DavidGerrish I don't offer random deletion as part of the service ... email me?
  9. @DavidGerrish what sort of hosting do you need? I may be able to help
  10. Weeding under the hot sun like a peasant, although too fat and feeble to be truly convincing. Need to lie down.
  11. My English grammar comes down like a hammer.
  12. @j4 insert a screw a few turns then pull
  13. someone just sent me a 24 page word document consisting of one underpunctuated paragraph. I think he's off his meds again.
  14. @ladymarmite ah, Timmy... beyond good, and evil. Seminal in every sense of the word.
  15. major outpouring of spammy contact messages from #ecademy today. may wear out my delete button.
  16. I think a fearless fly has crawled into the new zapper and disabled it as the light's gone out already. #flyzapperfail
  17. installed electric fly zapper. Swear I could hear tiny insectoidal hee-hees and cries of "yo, fool" as I hung it up.
  18. breaking my brain with code
  19. @iamjamesward I need all the fashion advice I can get. More Twitter icons with clothing items on, please.
  20. Friend's birthday do last night: we watched Dr Strangelove then went to the pub. That's the way!