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I grow old. I shall wear the video of my Astley rolled.about 8 hours ago from TwitterFox
@robertz twittering every cloud that goes over is what the internet is all about.about 19 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to robertz
@iamjamesward they can't score me so either my heteralitiness is infinitesimal or I broke their scale.about 19 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to iamjamesward
@robertz Not here in #NDevon where the sun is shining again!about 19 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to robertz
@iamjamesward what are you going to do with your 18%? I'm sure there are lots of young ladies who'd like to benefit from it.about 20 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to iamjamesward
@rhodri I only wish I were from Leigh-on-Sea. It seems a very exotic place. http://bit.ly/PPVM2about 20 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to rhodri
@rhodri CIA mind control has a lot to answer for!5:28 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFox in reply to rhodri
@DavidGerrish I don't offer random deletion as part of the service ... email me?5:25 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFox in reply to DavidGerrish
@DavidGerrish what sort of hosting do you need? I may be able to help4:41 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFox in reply to DavidGerrish
Weeding under the hot sun like a peasant, although too fat and feeble to be truly convincing. Need to lie down.8:07 AM Jul 12th from TwitterFox
My English grammar comes down like a hammer.4:43 AM Jul 12th from TwitterFox
@j4 insert a screw a few turns then pull4:31 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFox in reply to j4
someone just sent me a 24 page word document consisting of one underpunctuated paragraph. I think he's off his meds again.4:39 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox
@ladymarmite ah, Timmy... beyond good, and evil. Seminal in every sense of the word.1:30 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFox in reply to ladymarmite
major outpouring of spammy contact messages from #ecademy today. may wear out my delete button.9:52 AM Jul 10th from TwitterFox
I think a fearless fly has crawled into the new zapper and disabled it as the light's gone out already. #flyzapperfail6:04 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFox
installed electric fly zapper. Swear I could hear tiny insectoidal hee-hees and cries of "yo, fool" as I hung it up.5:27 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFox
breaking my brain with code4:25 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFox
@iamjamesward I need all the fashion advice I can get. More Twitter icons with clothing items on, please.5:32 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFox in reply to iamjamesward
Friend's birthday do last night: we watched Dr Strangelove then went to the pub. That's the way!4:50 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFox

Name Alfred Armstrong
Location North Devon
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Bio Web developer and collector of strange books

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