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  1. @Cwp630 Yeah, but I threw in a generous severance package - a 2-month supply of diapers.
  2. Countless hours of banter w/ @DailyFiasco re: a horse with no name - all this time my car was nameless. She wasn't even made in America.
  3. Lucy! @alisonem I am naming my car Lucy.
  4. @alisonem I am deliberating on a name. I think I had an easier time naming my first born son.
  5. @alisonem I think I must be the only person in the universe who doesn't name her car. I feel so insensitive.
  6. The Free-Gold Gazette is restructuring due to the struggling economy.
  7. Santa Claus is online: http://portablenorthpole.tv - But does he tweet?
  8. @paulafrancis8 & @ntylion92 The tweet alone may scar him for life, (but I'm still proud). Thank you both!
  9. A much anticipated sequel to his book "Here's the Deal: Don't touch me" RT @howiemmandel I'm going to sleep so don't bother me!
  10. Thanks! @mkruczynski but I still can't believe I tweeted that! Good thing I'll forget soon.
  11. Thanks! @LuciNYMD I am still in shock!
  12. @mkruczynski I was going to reply, but I already forgot what your tweet said.
  13. My 19-month-old son actually went in his potty for the first time tonight. Sorry, no twitpic.
  14. Ask her about latkes! RT @BrandyBell #FF @danidocrafty, @PR_gyrl, @DailyFiasco, @vegaspr, @MahoneySucks, @knochers, @PokerVixen, @alezafree
  15. Thank you for the #FF @alisonem This week at CityCenter was a fun one ... Now I sleep for two!
  16. @PjPerez Your first name may just save the alphabet from economic woe!
  17. @PjPerez Yeah, well your first name has only two letters.
  18. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use "damn it" instead of "dammit," but avoid cursing unless OH SHIT DAMN IT WHO FORGOT TO GET FUCKING COFFEE.
  19. Not only luxurious but tech-savvy too at Aria and @MO_LASVEGAS http://tinyurl.com/y9ltteb
  20. Have a magical evening at #wonderground tonight @busterballoon @thewackoshow @mcbridemagic @masterdiaz & all Wonderground players!