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alexvitlin

@leetranlam well done! about 11 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to leetranlam
@theadrianflores @omidamidi shit just got really real: ow.ly/b8NFK about 12 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to theadrianflores
Sport is so great: ow.ly/b8MZm. HT @omidamidi about 12 hours ago via HootSuite
Wow so ok Jesus ow.ly/b8LX4 about 12 hours ago via HootSuite
RT if you're also eating curry ramen and listening to a J-pop cover of Superbass about 13 hours ago via Echofon
@theadrianflores @omidamidi and chinos! Guys! the same! Wade is in pink pants. about 14 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to theadrianflores
@theadrianflores @omidamidi Lebron in plaid right now nba.com/live1/. sway. about 14 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to theadrianflores
This is good: @hamiltonnolan vs NYT's Jeff Gordinier on, ech, "is food the new rock?" ow.ly/b8IOG about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
@theadrianflores @omidamidi plaid with a navy suit. no-clean-except-this-one sway about 14 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to theadrianflores
@edwinternet is that pasta on pizza? about 14 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to edwinternet
@lady_sj ps pear flower grappa smells exactly like pears and tastes exactly like hellfire amirite @BecCrew 7:11 AM May 24th via HootSuite in reply to Lady_SJ
@lady_sj it's raining and cold here like bullshit. Look at my email m8! 7:02 AM May 24th via HootSuite in reply to Lady_SJ
@lady_sj hi mate me and @beccrew were just getting drank on pear flower grappa 6:52 AM May 24th via HootSuite in reply to Lady_SJ
@JamesHova this guy is the fucking worst. Like a bad parody of a suit only for real. 4:37 AM May 24th via Echofon in reply to JamesHova
So many sentences starting "Well I..." 4:14 AM May 24th via Echofon
Right. Tipping just occurred where I have to tweet Captain Fuckwit's choice quotes from behind me: "D&G underwear"; "$1000 at Cafe Sydney" 4:13 AM May 24th via Echofon
@JamesHova "uncel dolan stpo doin pirasey" = i lost it 12:52 AM May 24th via HootSuite
RT @kanedaniel: The existential pool hustler plays on felt and yet has never felt. 10:16 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
@theadrianflores wearing boots and chinos today. If I go ideate have I nailed it? 8:52 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
@drylandbar also this could make your job easier ow.ly/b75hX 7:22 PM May 23rd via HootSuite in reply to DryLandBar

Name Alex Vitlin
Location The internet
Web http://alexvitlin...
Bio Born to hang out. Editor of The Thousands, Sydney. Information management consultant.