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alexvitlin

  1. @leetranlam well done!
  2. @theadrianflores @omidamidi shit just got really real: ow.ly/b8NFK
  3. Sport is so great: ow.ly/b8MZm. HT @omidamidi
  4. Wow so ok Jesus ow.ly/b8LX4
  5. RT if you're also eating curry ramen and listening to a J-pop cover of Superbass
  6. @theadrianflores @omidamidi and chinos! Guys! the same! Wade is in pink pants.
  7. @theadrianflores @omidamidi Lebron in plaid right now nba.com/live1/. sway.
  8. This is good: @hamiltonnolan vs NYT's Jeff Gordinier on, ech, "is food the new rock?" ow.ly/b8IOG
  9. @theadrianflores @omidamidi plaid with a navy suit. no-clean-except-this-one sway
  10. @edwinternet is that pasta on pizza?
  11. @lady_sj ps pear flower grappa smells exactly like pears and tastes exactly like hellfire amirite @BecCrew
  12. @lady_sj it's raining and cold here like bullshit. Look at my email m8!
  13. @lady_sj hi mate me and @beccrew were just getting drank on pear flower grappa
  14. @JamesHova this guy is the fucking worst. Like a bad parody of a suit only for real.
  15. So many sentences starting "Well I..."
  16. Right. Tipping just occurred where I have to tweet Captain Fuckwit's choice quotes from behind me: "D&G underwear"; "$1000 at Cafe Sydney"
  17. @JamesHova "uncel dolan stpo doin pirasey" = i lost it
  18. RT @kanedaniel: The existential pool hustler plays on felt and yet has never felt.
  19. @theadrianflores wearing boots and chinos today. If I go ideate have I nailed it?
  20. @drylandbar also this could make your job easier ow.ly/b75hX