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  1. @racetothebottom Is this a bra you knit yourself?
  2. Shuttle Endeavor grounded by bad weather. I say NASA is chicken.
  3. @Jennybean416 I hate when that happens.
  4. @Jennybean416 Just give a little whistle.
  5. Goddam north koreans have knocked down Buzznet!
  6. @Jennybean416 Does he have a little tophat and cane and sing Disney tunes?
  7. @nessalh What if he'd called you Thunder Titties McFunbags?
  8. @kookychick616 Is Bart the name of your new boss? Just kidding.
  9. @Shazzib Is that a Pearl Jam cover band?
  10. @Jennybean416 http://twitpic.com/9ufry - No wonder you've been walking funny.
  11. @racetothebottom Dreadful?
  12. @Shazzib How much do Italians cost up there?
  13. @kookychick616 yes, I'm okay, thanks. :O) Maybe too much caffeine.
  14. I'm having dizzy spells.
  15. RIP Oscar Mayer http://bit.ly/Dq33g
  16. @Jennybean416 Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 'ten' I see.
  17. @nessalh Highly illogical.
  18. @Shazzib Are you talking like John Wayne, pilgrim?
  19. @Jennybean416 Too many people dying lately. Cut it out.
  20. @Shazzib I guess she won't want him to be foam -soaking other girls now. http://bit.ly/eG3gj