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alextheboy

  1. STRESS!
  2. Phil Collins hasn't looked that good since they sold um-bongo. Not that the two events are related.
  3. One of them is just a scan of an autographed photo, poorly cropped. It's amazing.
  4. @alextheboy someone is definitely getting a birthday card wrapped in this baby.
  5. A charity sent through some literature today in an amazing envelope covered with 1990s press shots of celebs. twitter.com/alextheboy/sta…
  6. I love having sash windows. the clang of the weight I can hear as I open the window sounds like the chimes of summer. #Smug
  7. @Popjustice @lilyrosecooper if they're looking for a river of slime they'll find it on Kensington high street.
  8. It's like the opposite of the olympic games!
  9. I'm touched that queen Victoria's diaries will be permanently available online to all uk residents but foreigners will be denied after June.
  10. Is this really as bright as my laptop can be?
  11. Okay, sick of cgi balls now.
  12. Oh great, just lost my place in the shower queue because I had to take a stupid phonecall. #freelanceproblems
  13. It might sound dull, but sometimes dull is all we have..
  14. @generalelectric: When I want to fix a problem, the first thing I do is conduct a promoted twitter survey to pacify the proletarians.
  15. Compass spins, wilderness remains.
  16. @BenLangmaid five grills for five brothers, everything called george.