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@ Alexander Mogilny is my blood brother. (Pat Lafontaine is Dale Hunter's.)
7:39 PM Nov 19th
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Tweaked my wrist playing NHL '94. As my future team, the Wings, I beat the Caps 5-2. Beaupre can't stop the wrap-around.
6:26 PM Nov 18th
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Guest tweet from Ovi: "Sasha's goals were sick, like Laing was but different. He's gonna be a tough opponent after he signs with Detroit."
5:30 PM Nov 11th
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I used Shazam to discover Ringa Ringa by A.R. Rahman
2:08 PM Nov 7th
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This guy seems nice. I'd love to meet him in person one day:
8:36 AM Nov 7th
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Only thing less effective than the AS28 wrist shot right now is the H1N1 shot Quintin Laing got before he came down with the flu.
1:30 PM Nov 5th
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I'm very sorry if you received a direct message from me today. It's a worm that's going around twitter.
2:06 PM Nov 4th
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I hope Ovie's upper body gets better soon. I hate going easy on him in the bedroom. Our new buckwheat hull pillows won't swing themselves.
4:59 PM Nov 2nd
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Sick of — nay — sore at the other Alex for taking all the empty-netters. Expect me to miss 4-6 weeks.
6:09 PM Oct 27th
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@ I rubbed some Absolut into my muscles. Backie swears that Swedish stuff works better than Bengay, but my hammies still hurt.
5:53 PM Oct 23rd
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All: Please check out my new band, Sick or Sore?, tomorrow night at the 9:30 Club.
7:06 PM Oct 22nd
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Nylander's been spending too much time in the press box. I have an idea: give him play-calling responsibility for the Redskins.
4:46 PM Oct 19th
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#8 scored 2 goals in 28 seconds on Thursday. That's the best he can do? #28 will score 2 goals in 8 seconds tonight.
3:40 PM Oct 17th
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Next time we fly over the Colorado plains and land in Denver, I plan to unveil my new saucer-shaped balloon pass v. the Avalanche.
7:32 PM Oct 15th
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What's all this talk about Theo — is the Cosby show on? What's so special about the Cosby show? I don't see anything special there.
9:20 PM Oct 12th
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A poem: The Semin toe drag didn't work Thursday night / So the moment is ripe / To take a Hartnell finger bite / Out of the Wings tonight.
1:12 PM Oct 10th
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If Hartnell enjoyed Letang's finger food, he should try Geno's pierogies, a known aphrodisiac. Letang loves them!
6:53 AM Oct 9th
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Heard Nylander's new agent flew in from San Francisco just to tell Coach Bruce: "U can't touch this" client of mine.
8:31 PM Oct 7th
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Went to Geno's for a cheesesteak to celebrate my goals. They were out of Cheez Whiz, so I had to settle for stinky Brie-re. Get it, fans?
8:11 PM Oct 6th
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Guest tweet from the Gr99: Missed the start of the season 'cause Janet made me find work. This was the best I could do:
8:42 PM Oct 5th
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- Name Alexander Semin
- Location ÜT: 40.072634,-75.155998
- Bio The Gr28! When I'm not sick, sore, or taking dumb penalties, I like to score goals effortlessly. I hope you enjoy the parody!
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