My train to York has 'failed' just outside Peterborough #bestweekever

Sowhat,does evereyone Make of Lena Delroy then, is She "a character"that isnot actuely real and is Just madeup?? #musec

Could Ashley Cole sue over this headline? @suttonnick: Sun front page - "Ashley & Jay-Z partner held over murder" twitpic.com/8bb2el

@RosamundUrwin Borgen bounce?

@iainwithers Ron?

@nataliepeck just heard one of our party has dropped out so may actually have a spare ticket for the 4.30pm, interested?

@MsMollyBennett but no English tips in sight, apparently

Hurrah - got tickets for @themoth in NYC on Thursday! After queuing with hundreds of hipsters and failing to get in last time, this is great

@nataliepeck off to see his show tomorrow, tres excited. hope he has his guitar with him

Michael Gove agrees that bad teachers will end up 'in the firing line'. Surely he means 'in the line of fire'? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

@JoshHalliday @StephenDGardner defaced?

Stupid but hilarious - baby tries a slice of lemon for the first time (via @holstat) bit.ly/w0ZKt7

@c_crampton such fun

@guardianstyle @MsMollyBennett @WardourComms "life’s too short to go around correcting people" - heresy!

Whoever picks up the rubbish left on London buses (cleaners, or the drivers themselves? Am not sure) #powerlessLondoners

@BexSeales @robhastings1000 last two days before three weeks off, hurrah

@BexSeales @robhastings1000 *whistles melancholy tune to self*

Loving @LibraryThing's Amazon-style 'will I like this?' button. Eg: "You probably won't like New Moon (prediction confidence: very high)"

It's been chastening to read that some of the contestants on TV's Take Me Out might not be paragons of virtue and models of restraint

@LaurenRichman no