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  1. apparently "being thankful" is the new black
  2. We rarely 'gobble gobble' on Thanksgivings. Still deciding between 'quack quack' or 'hink-ahonk-hink-ahonk' mmm we might even 'baaa baaa'.
  3. Anytime I watch a cooking competition show and I see the chef shave truffles on top of his/her dish , I wanna yell "CHEATER"
  4. @broncotrav09 Yea!! I will call Jackson Bubba!!
  5. RT @BestAt: RT @CranberryPerson: I find it deliciously ironic that you can't spell "globel warming" without "Al Gore."
  6. wish I knew someone named "bubba" .. I love saying 'bubba
  7. Cheaters' Joey Greco 's eloquent descriptions of events rivals Shakespeare
  8. grateful for gravity or else I would be floating off to space right now
  9. I'm ready for a new cuss word ..how about ' Fuddruckers '?!?
  10. When I saw "Johnny Racer" , who had dangerously passed me, get pulled over for a ticket, I finally understood the saying "Life is Good"
  11. Applying reverse psychology on someone without a moral compass is plain dangerous
  12. i before e except after c ... when will I ever learn ?
  13. DMB ON SNL
  14. the truth is , I'm a delicate flower ... a hardcore delicate flower
  15. RT @djeljosevic: I'm team Bela (Lugosi)
  16. gunna buy my daughter a typewriter & some stamps, just 2 show her how my friends & I use to instant message 1 another back in the day
  17. @Wemple did that really have to be your first tweet?
  18. " wow U & your mom have a zit in the exact same place" Insulting both me & his daughter @ the same time. 1 of many talents my husband has
  19. in a weird way I can control the Precious Metal Market. Watch me buy gold and see it suddenly drop in value
  20. people who buy homes in the middle of nowhere are just asking for an alien abduction aren't they