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Signing the first round of Holiday Giveaway prints before jumping on a plane to Austin for TREMORS! http://yfrog.com/3nmrhj about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
Zerofriends Holiday Print Giveaway Part 2: The New Batch! http://tinyurl.com/yjw2mjt about 16 hours ago from web
Why's there always only golf on the Golf channel? That sucks. After all you dont see music on the music channels, do you? Take a hint, golf! 2:26 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
House (as) clean (as it's gonna be) and all ready for the returning wrath (albiet cute and mystical) of (the one & only) @NicoleCValdes. 2:18 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
@GaryTheJerk my first "picturing Gary naked" thought! I DID enjoy it! 6:21 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to GaryTheJerk
@cloutmagazine thanks for the plug homie!!!! 2:17 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to cloutmagazine
Mine & @davecorreia 's odd self-eye-BOLL-torture is going to continue tonight with Uwe Bolls FARRCRY. why? Honestly, no idea. 2:16 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
This just in: http://twitpic.com/rhyte 1:19 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
@vicback dude I got my present! I LOVE IT! I owe you!!! 8:20 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to vicback
Anyone that wants to launder money is a retard because even washing my CLOTHES fucking sucks. 6:33 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
@petewentz & @JensenClan88 thank you, my good men, for including me in the Clandestine family:) 6:11 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to petewentz
Oh dang!! I had no idea my "NORMALS" shirt was on sale already as part of @petewentz 's DEATH OF NEON! check it! http://tinyurl.com/ykyrwfs 6:10 PM Nov 28th from web
@NicoleCValdes I would've replied with Let that glowing bearded entity bring his wrath. Like I said I've got a bigger and more godly knife! 2:33 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to NicoleCValdes
@NicoleCValdes and by with I mean from. GASP. I'm publicly edgy! 2:27 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to NicoleCValdes
@NicoleCValdes I have a sense that after U confront him its not gonna matter who u were hanging with, cuz he's gonna be hanging with a tree! 2:27 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to NicoleCValdes
@NicoleCValdes tell that fucker Joey Grecco i've been hanging with Crocodile Dundee which means...I've got a bigger knife. Hope he's ready. 2:19 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to NicoleCValdes
@NicoleCValdes ha! I WOULD tell him that but the little washed up fucker beat me so bad I can hardly Talk. And by beat I mean fuck. Gross. 2:14 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to NicoleCValdes
@NicoleCValdes Too late!:/ I looked RIGHT in his dumb eyes & we, umm, did stuff :I (Im sorry I don't wanna talk about it I have to go now) 2:07 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to NicoleCValdes
@NicoleCValdes hahaha. I was wondering why I kept getting wildly attracted to the sound of his voice & his tiny hands brushing against mine. 2:00 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to NicoleCValdes
@NicoleCValdes they might be avoiding Emmanuel Lewis since he's with me as the only guy I could get to help! 1:57 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to NicoleCValdes

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Name Alex Pardee
Location Cardboard City
Web http://eyesuckink...
Bio I attempt more things than physically possible. Like invisibility. And I try to draw a lot. Sometimes its better than others.

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