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Heh. RT @badbanana: I'm boycotting Holiday Inn until they drop the political correctness and rename themselves Christmas Inn. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
According to my dinner guests growing chickens in your brooklyn apt is a "trend" among hipsters. I'd believe it. 7:22 PM Dec 15th from UberTwitter
For last 2 months been getting over-billed for less mailbox space by @dnamail/@dslextreme. Shady. Been on hold for last 25 minutes. 2:24 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
Just had some famous Jimmy Buff's in west orange, nj. Almost died getting here but it was worth it. 4:29 PM Dec 14th from UberTwitter
FUCK the Holland Tunnel and this traffic. I hope this fucking thing collapses after I get back from jersey. I could swim across faster. 3:24 PM Dec 14th from UberTwitter
"How to play defense in the NFL" by the New York Giants and Philadelphia Eagles. #worldsthinnestbook 7:54 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
@caseypenney I think I just saw you on tv at the giants game. Person dressed in neon green bodysuit dancing, yeah? 7:03 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter in reply to caseypenney
Woah, didn't see that one coming. Twisted ending for this season of #Dexter. 6:51 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
Dexter sucks at multi-tasking with the whole family/wife/kids and being a ridiculous hitman. 6:29 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
Jesus H. Christ. This is pathetic #Giants. 5:42 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
Francis reading @garyvee's new book Crush It. Guess he doesn't find it as interesting as I did. http://tweetphoto.com/6385583 2:59 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
Awesome. Thanks @mikedizon. ♫ http://blip.fm/~hr5cm 2:44 PM Dec 13th from Blip.fm
You know it's nasty out when even Francis doesn't want to go outside. BLEH. 2:24 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
So this one time I spent a weekend at a sick hamptons house & wound up sleeping in the basement garage both nights. Sweet story, huh? 8:46 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
Just got blasted in the eye with a fine mist of Tilex with bleach. Even spray bottles aren't impervious to my stupidity. 12:29 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
@mikedizon Everybody knows Santa is a WASP. You could be an elf. 11:54 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie in reply to mikedizon
@mikedizon There something called santacon going on right now, apparently. Hahahaha. 11:41 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie in reply to mikedizon
Walking the pooch and then its off to pianos to watch @orangechris. This better be good. 4:26 PM Dec 11th from UberTwitter
It is freezing in nyc today. Burrrrrrr. 9:55 AM Dec 11th from UberTwitter
@caseypenney guess that settles it. Tonight I will sit down with frankie and watch. 10:25 AM Dec 10th from UberTwitter in reply to caseypenney