alexlitel
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RT @ Turns out you only have to write 535 words a day to write a book in four months! Why didn't I know this ten years ago?
about 16 hours ago
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I'm pretty sure my background is also an x-ray of Adam Lambert's brain.
about 16 hours ago
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I was starting to delete my tweets, but I was quickly exhausted by how many lesser tweets I had, so I gave up.
about 18 hours ago
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It's far from being the worst film of Ben Stiller, Jason Schwartzman, or Anna Kendrick's careers.
about 23 hours ago
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The Marc Pease Experience is like The Room meets High School Musical meets, like, Adventureland. It's terribleness is absolutely admirable.
about 23 hours ago
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So, I take it that CNN Hero is Actvision's new newscasteraoke game. I imagine the Richard Quest level is the best.
3:45 AM Nov 22nd
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Russian and/or Kazakh person(s), let's talk--I think you should spoof a douchebro's email address instead.
3:38 AM Nov 22nd
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Does anyone else have a problem with Russian people spoofing their email address and getting 150-200 "mail failure" delivery messages a day?
3:33 AM Nov 22nd
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Henry Rollins James Bond likes his martinis "shaken not hip-stirred"
3:25 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Never has mediocrity looked so mediocre; the sound is so good you can hear the principals thinking about firing their agents
12:10 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to highindustrial
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I should probably qualify that with indie.
10:21 AM Nov 21st
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RT @ worst artists of the decade: sufjan, hold steady, decemberists
10:16 AM Nov 21st
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"Keep On Tweetin' in the Free World"
2:48 AM Nov 21st
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I'm learning so much…that I'm going to forget in eight hours when I wake up.
2:26 AM Nov 21st
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The only true retweet is a manual retweet.
1:52 AM Nov 21st
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RT @ Cap'n Crunch. As an adolescent: Crunchy Yummy Sugar! As an adult: A Bowlful of Fucking Razors!
1:47 AM Nov 21st
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Paramount is pushing Transformers 2 for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay. Not kidding.
12:25 AM Nov 20th
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Turns out Sarah Palin's book is actually the world's longest piece of X-Men fan-fiction (Astonishing X-Men canon, of course).
4:56 PM Nov 19th
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@ I'm pretty sure Robert Pattinson was playing vampire Clay Aiken, unless there's a dual personality thing happening.
12:28 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to marklisanti
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Just unlocked the Superbro achievement in Gears of Wars 3: It's Bro Time, Bro.
12:26 AM Nov 19th
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- Name Alex Litel
- Location On the precipice of something.
- Web http://alexlitel....
- Bio (or alexlitel.blogspot.com) Sometimes I don't even get my own jokes.
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