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alexlifschitz

regisl I REALLY LOVE SEATTLE about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by alexlifschitz and 4 others
catches_sars nobody asks to be an ignorant asshole and when you treat people with hostility they're only going to become less open to change. well bye about 16 hours ago via web Retweeted by alexlifschitz and 6 others
Lifehack: When you hear Adele's "Someone Like You" (or similar sad songs), spin it in your head as if "you" is referring to your old self. 3:12 AM May 28th via web
SteveStreza Would you get on the Yolobus? yolobus.com 8:57 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by alexlifschitz and 3 others
I don't listen to EDM anymore but any time I log onto Facebook and see another shit relationship take form I think "wait for the drop" 6:10 PM May 27th via web
It's time all you motherfuckers began appreciating what an amazing band Poco was. youtube.com/watch?v=flj8LQ… 5:52 PM May 27th via web
@devilherdue I am going to open a club where wang size inversely determines the multiplier on the cost of your drinks 5:42 AM May 27th via web in reply to devilherdue
TimOfLegend Today Lili asked me, "Who does Princess Peach save?" Is now a good time to tell her everything that's wrong with the world? 10:10 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by alexlifschitz and 393 others
"Why did you unfriend me?" "Because your Facebook feed paints you as a walking bad decision." 5:37 AM May 27th via web
Carachan1 If it is this fucking sunny where you and you aren't listening to Wu Tang and Beastie Boys and cruising what is wrong with you 3:37 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by alexlifschitz
MuscularSon ceci n'est pas une Huge Male Ass 10:01 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by alexlifschitz and 8 others
aRealLiveGhost for the past twitter.com/aRealLiveGhost… 7:22 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by alexlifschitz and 7 others
"For a grump, you sure seem to believe in the underlying goodness of humanity." YEAH. IT'S JUST THAT ALL THE FUCKERS CONGREGATE AROUND *ME* 7:36 PM May 25th via web
Just spent an hour at my desk defending the kids on Super Sweet 16. What the fuck have I become. This is not proper grumping. 7:35 PM May 25th via web
@ArielMacc Of course, if you're okay with writing jingles, that's cool. Just don't pretend to be something nobler. 7:29 PM May 25th via web in reply to ArielMacc
@ArielMacc In those cases, the art isn't actually their own, which is lamentable. Writing songs to sell products makes you a jingle-writer. 7:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to ArielMacc
@ArielMacc The artist still has input when told to commercialize. If genuine, that's artistic evolution. They're still selling *themselves.* 7:23 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to ArielMacc
@ArielMacc Live performance and record sales is hardly prostituting yourself. "Degrade your art or starve" is a false dichotomy. 5:40 PM May 25th via web in reply to ArielMacc
hell_homer "PRESIDENT OBAMA" IS AN ANAGRAM OF "A DIAPER ENTOMBS" 3:45 PM May 13th via TweetDeck Retweeted by alexlifschitz and 62 others
Protip: There is no amount of grump that cannot be cured by blasting Stevie Wonder. It's just not possible. #SirDuke 4:31 PM May 25th via web

Name Alex Lifschitz
Location Seattle, WA
Bio Associate Grump at Microsoft Game Studios, Excel spec ops, guitarist, Muppeteer. XBL: BieberGrrl. My opinions are those of Ah-Muzen-Cab, Mayan god of bees.