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  1. @samjordison "The Latin phrase, which describes a violent sexual act, was considered light hearted in the first century."
  2. Quite loving the concept of a Catullus line making it into an obscene email - 'irrumabo vos, et pedicabo vos' indeed!
  3. U2 to headline Glastonbury next year. Might be interesting.
  4. Favourite description of the day - via Roger Lewis - dentist = fang bandit
  5. Excellent lunch at Boisdale of Belgravia (Victoria really). Some of the best steak in London I reckon.
  6. File in 'great casting that never was' - Daniel Day-Lewis as Henry Higgins in Danny Boyle's My Fair Lady
  7. RT @gilescoren: Also, Wikipedia says I'm a "controversial British cunt" - but in what possible way could my dreary witterings be regarde ...
  8. @luvfoodluvdrink Bet it's not as bad as a recent Sicilian tourism event at the Westbury - forced music recital before the meagre buffet
  9. RT @mirandafay: 'If Richard Madeley's wife were to die, we'd have "Judy Finnegans wake"' <--- Best text I have ever received. Literar ...
  10. @samjordison I feel so sorry for 'the terrified man opposite, who loves me'. I have my doubts. Not about the terror, though.
  11. This review gives new meaning to the words 'overwritten rubbish' - http://tinyurl.com/yhzauww
  12. RT @luvfoodluvdrink: head to @Moolis on frith st. They're giving away free lunch!
  13. @martinvovk Have you seen Bronson yet? Not 'fun' exactly, but a true modern classic, I think...
  14. I think Florence And The Machine are great, but this is absurd - http://tiny.cc/m97TM
  15. Saw The Road last night. Another terrific Nick Cave score, great performances, so depressing it's actually almost funny.
  16. Somewhat messy weekend in Brighton. I should have guessed that trouble was a-brewing when I saw Julie Burchill on the train down.
  17. Saw The Box last night. Underwhelmed. Great ending, great Arcade Fire score, but much of it's virtually incomprehensible.
  18. @catherinebray 'Nobody tosses a dwarf!' #greatlordoftheringsquotesduringsex
  19. I now have what passes for a halfway decent beard. This normally comes as a shock to friends I meet, the beard that is, not the decency.
  20. Things you can't make up: Peter Mandelson tipped as 'Information Minister' - http://tiny.cc/fJ2lK