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AlexKummert

  1. Also I didn't realize that you can totally whip out a gun on the streets of New Jersey and everyone will stand around like its chill about 5 hours ago via web
  2. Blew threw the first season of The Sopranos in one week. Absolutely addicted. I'm a sucker for any mob/mafia related media about 5 hours ago via Microsoft
  3. People are like Frozen Pizza: Some are round, some are square, but we love them anyway! #cuttingroomfloor about 6 hours ago via web
  4. Jokes are automatically 3X funnier when told in front of brick walls about 7 hours ago via web
  5. If Carly Rae Jepsen and Gotye had a baby, I'd still be pretty tired of this joke format. about 16 hours ago via Microsoft
  6. Lacrosse Championship with the bros, and then some stage time in Seattle. Thankful for all the serviceman that made days like this possible. about 16 hours ago via web
  7. Game of Thrones really has perfected the "ish just got real" moment. 1:21 AM May 28th via Microsoft
  8. Game of Brones 12:43 AM May 28th via Microsoft
  9. There are few things in this world I celebrate more exuberantly than a goal in FIFA... my high school graduation is low key in comparison 9:51 PM May 27th via Microsoft
  10. Way to go Spurs! 3 more to go. 8:16 PM May 27th via Microsoft
  11. Seeing my little brothers reaction to putting together the South Lake Union Trolley acronym...priceless. 6:46 PM May 27th via Microsoft
  12. No matter how exciting their players might be, I will never support an organization that disrespected my city and my state. @sonicsgate 6:10 PM May 27th via Microsoft
  13. @alexrubens haha awkward...nice place to live though! Haha 3:15 PM May 27th via Microsoft in reply to alexrubens
  14. Somebody make an app that finds parking garages near places, please 2:40 PM May 27th via Microsoft
  15. View from my brothers new apartment. Jealous. lockerz.com/s/212404511 2:34 PM May 27th via TweetCaster for WP7
  16. Just spent a good 10 minutes diagramming my 2k12 fantasy teams defensive scheme- some might call me crazy, I call it commitment. 1:55 PM May 27th via Microsoft
  17. Halfway through! exhausted, as proven by the fact that this is my third attempt at tweeting this. need to sleep. #pilotsummer2012 12:12 AM May 27th via web
  • Name Alex Kummert
  • Location Bay Area/Seattle
  • Web http://www.alexku...
  • Bio Comedian. Writer. College Student. TV. Film. Sports. Video Games.
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