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alexkoll

  1. Chillmelon instagr.am/p/LLho-SNYbP/ about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @TacoBell @CaytonHolland FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 2:28 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to TacoBell
  3. Hope it's cool i'm using your shampoo. 10:44 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  4. Today I will attempt to relocate an entire beach to my living room one buttcrack-full at a time. 7:55 AM May 26th via web
  5. In such a good mood right now! The Doors just came on the radio and I'm not overwhelmed with disdain! 6:27 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  6. There are at least ten books in my bookcase that are just there to be judged when I throw a party. 5:41 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  7. Dip is one of our greatest achievements. It's one of the things that separates us from the animals. 5:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  8. I'm pretty happy right now. Hope you are too. Have awesome weekend! #realtalk 5:17 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  9. You look like the kind of girl who likes silverware. 5:14 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  10. Just swallowed a baby wipe (part of my new dietary cleanse). 5:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  11. Does my pee smell like cat food because I eat too much cat food? 3:37 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  12. I #FF @John_Lithgow on my own. No one told me to. 10:37 AM May 25th via web
  13. Did you see the new Factuary? (Apologies to my Vegans, shout out to my intestines!) youtu.be/tKNMmVnp2WQ 8:29 AM May 25th via web
  14. Dear @WaterworldCali this will be the best season of all time...but only if @MrEmilyHeller gets free passes (which she will use on me) #amen 8:17 AM May 25th via web in reply to MrEmilyHeller
  15. From your lips to God's ears my friend. / RT @benkronberg Why isn't laser spelled with a Z? 8:04 AM May 25th via web in reply to benkronberg
  16. My vegan friends might disown me for this one... / RT @thrashlab Charles Darwin & @GuyBranum say eat meat. Hear why ... bit.ly/KXCrOS 7:57 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  17. Started Instagram last week, already up to three Instakilos this week. 1:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android