AlexJustThought
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I'm in the market for a Race Bannon, or at least a Hadji.
about 8 hours ago
via web
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"Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do," said Jesus sarcastically.
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I still check AOL just in case somebody who hasn't used the internet in 20 years is in danger.
7:02 PM May 27th
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"I've wasted my twenties!"- Me looking in my wallet.
7:54 PM Feb 6th
via web
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Always keep shirt, pants, and underwear by the door in case UPS comes by.
12:00 PM May 27th
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Alex smith, don't hate on Cam Bc your stats would've gotten u cut if Peyton decided to come 2 San Fran.Truth b told..That's after a 13-3 yr.
6:35 PM May 24th
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"Go out there, have fun, and make mistakes." - the Devil
5:27 PM May 25th
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I think the reason there are so many sharks near Australia is how cutely Australians say "shark."
3:36 PM May 25th
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Being apparent takes a lot of responsbility.
10:29 AM May 25th
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Can I get AIDS from a rest stop bathroom? I'm sorry-- MAY I get AIDS from a rest stop bathroom?
6:05 PM May 24th
via Mobile Web
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I just got cast as Bobby Jindal in a web series.
9:19 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPad
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I only read e-books because I'm embarrassed to be a nerd. :-(
1:11 PM May 24th
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Hope he lets himself go in term two so we can tell him his beard is weird. RT @ Obama is the first Touch of Gray President.
11:40 AM May 24th
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Obama is the first Touch of Gray President.
11:39 AM May 24th
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Stop liking old pictures of me, stalker weirdos.
11:21 AM May 23rd
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"Here's your number, we'll call you maybe." - Delis
9:10 AM May 23rd
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"Sincerely yours, Stan...Van Gundy." - EminemBA
8:40 PM May 21st
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Pretty sure everyone on the train knew I was listening to a podcast about myself.
5:25 PM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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I won't visit Greece until they drop the Euro and hotel rooms cost a nickel.
12:25 PM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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It used to be "April showers bring May flowers."
7:26 AM May 21st
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