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AlexJustThought

  1. I'm in the market for a Race Bannon, or at least a Hadji.
  2. "Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do," said Jesus sarcastically.
  3. I still check AOL just in case somebody who hasn't used the internet in 20 years is in danger.
  4. Always keep shirt, pants, and underwear by the door in case UPS comes by.
  5. "Go out there, have fun, and make mistakes." - the Devil
  6. I think the reason there are so many sharks near Australia is how cutely Australians say "shark." #shahwk
  7. Being apparent takes a lot of responsbility.
  8. I just got cast as Bobby Jindal in a web series.
  9. I only read e-books because I'm embarrassed to be a nerd. :-(
  10. Obama is the first Touch of Gray President.
  11. Stop liking old pictures of me, stalker weirdos.
  12. "Here's your number, we'll call you maybe." - Delis
  13. "Sincerely yours, Stan...Van Gundy." - EminemBA
  14. Pretty sure everyone on the train knew I was listening to a podcast about myself.
  15. I won't visit Greece until they drop the Euro and hotel rooms cost a nickel.
  16. It used to be "April showers bring May flowers." #globalwarming