alexispetridis
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@ Soz, my mistake. I tell you what though, the gig DEFINITELY did suggest that's exactly what they wanted to do. Cake & eat it?
about 10 hours ago
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@ SCREAM! That's actually MY jumper! I bought it! Clearly I have better taste than I previously imagined.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to magslhalliday
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As you can see, the caviar and cocaine lifestyle of a top rock critic is still in full swing.
3:36 PM Nov 20th
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Actually, I can't bear this any longer. I'm going to bed. I have a flat-pack wardrobe to put up tomorrow morning.
3:36 PM Nov 20th
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@ John Pleased Wimmin! Brilliant!
3:34 PM Nov 20th
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@ Annie Lennox AND David Gray! Backing vocals by you-know-who-he?
3:33 PM Nov 20th
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@ "Yeah, like, shut the FUCK up, Yentob, you fucking pussy'ole." "Sorry, Kenzie"
3:30 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to boydhilton
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@ Two of Blazin' Squad are handling the run-down of the Booker nominees, I hear.
3:24 PM Nov 20th
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@ It'll take more than a Truth And Reconciliation Committee to sort this out, and no mistake.
3:21 PM Nov 20th
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@ IT IS! Bloody hell!
3:19 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to tunatallulah
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@ Will NO ONE think of Ulster's terminally ill, exhibited in that window like Jamie Oliver kitchenware?
3:18 PM Nov 20th
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@ And I must say, it's slipping down A TREAT.
3:16 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to tunatallulah
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@ I have one I got in Ibiza in 1995 that tastes of sage.
3:16 PM Nov 20th
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@ You're talking my language!
3:14 PM Nov 20th
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@ What you on about? Think of the difference £4.76 could make to the inmates of NADINE'S DEBENHAMS HOSPICE.
3:13 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Eamonn_Forde
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@ I've just had a Benylin and Toilet Duck shooter.
3:08 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to gracedent
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As someone has just pointed out, it might actually be an idea to start drinking that liqueur you bought on holiday six years ago RIGHT NOW
3:04 PM Nov 20th
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Oh sorry, my mistake: it's Justin Lee Collins.
3:02 PM Nov 20th
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There's no way back. A nadir has been reached.
3:02 PM Nov 20th
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When Children In Need start with the musicals, it's like when you're reduced to drinking that liqueur you bought on holiday six years ago
3:01 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Alexis Petridis
- Location Sussex, by the sea
- Bio Gin and The Bee Gees, that's about the size of it
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