alexismilana
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I ate a meal! It's a miracle!
about 2 hours ago
from Echofon
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I've got the best friends ever.
about 11 hours ago
from Echofon
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Tuesday has the best daytime TV thus far. I don't like that I have enough knowledge of same to have this opinion.
1:10 PM Jan 5th
from Echofon
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Concord grape juice + Pedialyte.
8:40 PM Jan 4th
from Echofon
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RT @: RT @: Babies - I'd still rather eat one than have one.
4:10 PM Jan 4th
from Echofon
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So they diagnose me - but that doesn't trigger any form of treatment until I call THEM. Go healthcare. USA! USA!
4:00 PM Jan 4th
from Echofon
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Why can't bitches get over their damn selves? Drama from a year ago - are you for real? Leave me out of this psycho bullshit.
4:04 PM Jan 3rd
from Echofon
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Mom's helping me attempt a BART diet while I watch a show about sex in the ancient world. She just set her sweater afire. Extreme caretaker!
9:24 PM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
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@ @: Pretty sick, have an appointment tomorrow -no work for the foreseeable future. Mom will yell @ unhelpful Dr.s.
3:44 PM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
in reply to brandileigha
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Why won't anyone at Kaiser do anything about this illness? I don't know how much longer I can keep it together without eating.
9:48 AM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
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Spent the evening in the ER + still no diagnosis - supposed to call my doc on Monday + go back to ER if I need another IV. Fuck you, Kaiser.
12:06 AM Jan 2nd
from Echofon
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Setting the pace? Starting the decade with a hospital visit. Praying they don't decide to admit me - I really can't afford it!
2:36 PM Jan 1st
from Echofon
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Glad that we've all made it another year. Let's hope this next one is full of more + better surprises than the last. Bring it, 2010.
12:54 AM Jan 1st
from Echofon
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Sometimes self-care sucks.
7:37 PM Dec 31st, 2009
from Echofon
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: Great success! Everyone had a great meal, great booze, great company. Tom even made a cameo appearance! Yay Tom!
12:41 AM Dec 31st, 2009
from Echofon
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A very merry to you and yours! Maple bacon cupcakes and bacon stuffed mushrooms? Who could ask for more?
2:37 PM Dec 30th, 2009
from web
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RT @: There are only three words in the English language that end in "gry": angry, hungry, and schlongry.
1:25 PM Dec 30th, 2009
from web
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@: Me too! fail!
1:22 PM Dec 30th, 2009
from web
in reply to dasmeff
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RT @: A person that dates only one person isn't qualified to give relationship advice.
12:13 AM Dec 30th, 2009
from Echofon
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Mom got me @'s Era of Diversion for Christmas so that I can listen to it at work and be angry-face. Go Mom.
4:15 PM Dec 29th, 2009
from web
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- Name alexis milana
- Location Bay Area, California
- Web http://seizetheca...
- Bio Former baker, cupcake girl + Brooklynite. Current wage slave + erotica writer with foodie dreams. Jungle + dubstep obsessive. Bourbon drinker. Bacon eater.
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