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alexiskn

  1. @mfeige dear sweet Jesus please!!!
  2. AND NOW THERE ARE PITA CHIPS IN MY HOUSE?! #ineedrehabforpitachips
  3. Sundress, diamond earrings, gold watch. Tattoos. Belting out Bitches Ain't Shit in my car. I'm a complex girl.
  4. Women outside Planned Parenthood (waiting for it to open) discussing their astrological signs and characteristics. Shoot me.
  5. @19jms the shower pic. Meany face.
  6. @19jms fucking shit. I fell for it.
  7. @brianspaeth @joannepistonfan @mfeige @kristinbrennan holy shit. Not-so-deceptively muscular. That rivals Christian Bale's Machinist.
  8. The most disgusting day at work I've had in a year, only because of one cat. No interest in dinner and hoping I can sleep tonight. ::vom::
  9. @JoannePistonFan agreeeee!! Pretty McPrettyface!
  10. So... @_happygolucky_ convinced me to start watching Sister Wives. From the beginning. On Netflix. What am I doing with my life?!
  11. Someone keeps putting their non-recyclable trash in my recycle bin. This is not ok. Stop it, asshole. #firstworldproblems
  12. @kasten I've seen two halves of episodes. Recording one now.
  13. Just the classics on this shelf... @brianspaeth instagr.am/p/KqxYkHwmmt/
  14. This Weight of the Nation show just prompted me to read the ingredients in the OJ in my fridge. No sugar, but wtf is modified food starch?!
  15. I just ousted @mrgore as the mayor of Don Herring Mitsubishi on @foursquare! 4sq.com/96oaV7
  16. I had a dream last night about testing a ferret's blood glucose. I officially work too much.
  17. I just reached Level 5 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 20 different Mexican Restaurants! 4sq.com/JJB9qn
  18. Totally just took my mom to Beauty Bar. A Tribe Called Quest playing. Love it. Hahahahaha.
  19. @_happygolucky_ omg it's the finale!