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alexiskn

  1. @mfeige dear sweet Jesus please!!! 8:32 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mfeige
  2. AND NOW THERE ARE PITA CHIPS IN MY HOUSE?! #ineedrehabforpitachips 8:11 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Sundress, diamond earrings, gold watch. Tattoos. Belting out Bitches Ain't Shit in my car. I'm a complex girl. 3:11 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Women outside Planned Parenthood (waiting for it to open) discussing their astrological signs and characteristics. Shoot me. 10:02 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @19jms the shower pic. Meany face. 4:48 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 19jms
  6. @19jms fucking shit. I fell for it. 4:46 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 19jms
  7. @brianspaeth @joannepistonfan @mfeige @kristinbrennan holy shit. Not-so-deceptively muscular. That rivals Christian Bale's Machinist. 4:45 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to brianspaeth
  8. The most disgusting day at work I've had in a year, only because of one cat. No interest in dinner and hoping I can sleep tonight. ::vom:: 3:59 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @JoannePistonFan agreeeee!! Pretty McPrettyface! 4:00 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoannePistonFan
  10. So... @_happygolucky_ convinced me to start watching Sister Wives. From the beginning. On Netflix. What am I doing with my life?! 3:59 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Someone keeps putting their non-recyclable trash in my recycle bin. This is not ok. Stop it, asshole. #firstworldproblems 3:43 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @kasten I've seen two halves of episodes. Recording one now. 7:10 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kasten
  13. Just the classics on this shelf... @brianspaeth instagr.am/p/KqxYkHwmmt/ 6:00 PM May 15th via Instagram
  14. This Weight of the Nation show just prompted me to read the ingredients in the OJ in my fridge. No sugar, but wtf is modified food starch?! 5:57 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. I just ousted @mrgore as the mayor of Don Herring Mitsubishi on @foursquare! 4sq.com/96oaV7 4:06 PM May 15th via foursquare
  16. I had a dream last night about testing a ferret's blood glucose. I officially work too much. 8:14 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I just reached Level 5 of the "Hot Tamale" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 20 different Mexican Restaurants! 4sq.com/JJB9qn 11:24 AM May 11th via foursquare
  18. Totally just took my mom to Beauty Bar. A Tribe Called Quest playing. Love it. Hahahahaha. 6:10 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @_happygolucky_ omg it's the finale! 7:23 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _happygolucky_