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alexisd3000

  1. this is me confused and trying to find an excuse... twitter.com/alexisd3000/st… 7:58 PM May 27th via web
  2. Looking for mushrooms I found 7 four leaf clovers today, I feel a little better. 8:15 AM May 27th via txt
  3. running in silence was not happening. related: fuck my life. 5:38 AM May 27th via web
  4. In the name of self-preservation, raising the rates on student loans is fucking genius! 4:35 PM May 24th via web
  5. Thank you Verb for having the best fucking coffee. Shit. 11:46 AM May 24th via txt
  6. so I've never skipped work to go surfing, but since I put my 2 weeks in today, tomorrow may be the day. 6:50 PM May 22nd via web
  7. Thank you, House, for being such a great role model for us assholes. 5:52 PM May 21st via web
  8. if I weren't agoraphobic, life probably wouldn't suck. 7:01 AM May 18th via web
  9. worked late last night so I'm skipping my morning jog and going to make pancakes... 5:59 AM May 17th via web
  10. Just finished a race around roosevelt island, and I managed to not get beat by an 11 year old, barely! 8:46 AM May 12th via txt
  11. @rockemstock I don't know if I favorited this tweet because I hate FedEx or hate moving armoires, and getting robbed sucks, too. 8:19 PM May 6th via web in reply to rockemstock
  12. ran home from the Brooklyn Bridge today, took the "Myrtle Avenue gentrification tour" all the way to Ridgewood! 8:12 PM May 6th via web
  13. @NoSpankYou you want me to expand it, yeah, I'll expand it, love talkin dirty!... oh, it is just an angel ...is that beaver hair for wings? 6:54 PM May 5th via web in reply to NoSpankYou
  14. @DeepakChopra unless it's a brown and in the toilet, then if it comes back, you're in trouble! 6:49 PM May 5th via web in reply to DeepakChopra
  15. @NoSpankYou I guess if we were asking God then "why?" would be the question, hoping he/she'd be thorough... but your avitar is totally a vag 6:44 PM May 5th via web in reply to NoSpankYou
  16. @NoSpankYou Why? 6:31 PM May 5th via web in reply to NoSpankYou
  17. ok, no rubber today but 6 miles from here will get me over the Brooklyn Bridge! dailymile.com/routes/1124034… 6:30 PM May 5th via web
  18. my "Donnie Darko" moment began when Myspace started. 3:32 AM May 5th via web
  19. I know I'll be covered in rubber tomorrow, better break out the sex wax and sticky bumps now before I forget! 5:01 PM May 4th via web