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AlexiOberth

  1. Garage sales should alway have a sense if humor. instagr.am/p/LGZdUqvTjS/
  2. MY VOCABULARY IS GROWING SO MUCH TODAY. RT @remorsa: and the spanish version is ñam ñam ñam XD
  3. Learned that the Danish version of "nom nom" is "nam nam." Moving forward, I will be using the latter exclusively.
  4. So nightmares can come true. io9.com/5912995/fish-t…
  5. Briskey! Whisket! Either way, make that a thing. RT @mikebarish: Having a day. Just wrote myself a prescription for brisket & whiskey.
  6. Best B2B Photo yet: missionmission.org/2012/05/23/the… I argue "ever."(courtesy of @DeeGoots)
  7. @Victoria_Is That sounds very, very sassy.
  8. IT IS NOT JUST YOU. RT @amynw: Is it just me, or are new travel websites doing the same thing as 3 years ago, but with a new skin?
  9. And sometimes your coworker gives you a tiny stuffed marmot wearing a kerchief. instagr.am/p/K8jc7YvTlr/
  10. If you've ever bragged about "Our local cheesemongers give our son parmesan crisps!" I don't like you. Also can I have some.
  11. Devil's Teeth bathroom mural. Rad. instagr.am/p/K0KPxePTqE/
  12. Merle: The Raddest Chinchilla Ever. wp.me/pCtX7-vl
  13. Andi went and made herself a tiara. #TGIBT #suckitcoachella instagr.am/p/KvqueePTmt/
  14. If you vote for @theyearannee, she will bake you hippie, gluten-free cookies. apps.facebook.com/konainspired/?… #okayprobablynot #KonaInspired
  15. I'd let you shave everything. youtube.com/watch?feature=…
  16. Walking home to the new loft. instagr.am/p/KtWn8fvTrp/
  17. @theyearannee So jealous, you have no idea. Can I come be a work out hippie with you please?
  18. Finally. Art I understand. etsy.com/listing/864823… #fatassunicorns
  19. OH in the subway: "Hurry up, you Puerto Rican f***!" #meltingpot
  20. Merle the chinchilla instagr.am/p/KflCxEPThG/