Get short, timely messages from Fake Alexia.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @alexia_tsotsis.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow alexia_tsotsis to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

alexia_tsotsis

  1. NYT Bits is either The Skipper or the wrecked boat. Time will tell.
  2. @kevinmarks @alexia TechCrunch is Gilligan, Asymco is The Professor, and Apple Insider is Mrs. Howell.
  3. Tech blogs as Gilligans Island: AllThingsD is Thurston, Mashable is Ginger, and The Verge is Mary Ann.
  4. "I have deep insights into the Facebook IPO that I can't wait to share." --everyone in the whole world
  5. I can't believe they made the President of Turkey sit bitch. twitter.com/google/status/…
  6. Social Stock combines the utility of Oink with the tact of Klout. #tcdisrupt
  7. Larry Page has asked all Google employees to keep the Facebook stock price open in a browser tab for lulz.
  8. Imagine if Facebook bought Instagram to make it the camera app in their upcoming Fb mobile phone...
  9. Stevie has done a great job of delivering on the promise of the movie Idiocracy. #tcdisrupt
  10. Guys, people don't want to check Twitter on their TV. Trust me.
  11. If Facebook stock tanks tomorrow my dreams of riding a social media bubble to riches tanks along with it.
  12. In my dreams Facebook uses some of their $16 billion to buy AOL. Then I ride off on a unicorn with the TC logo branded on its ass.
  13. @nicotoroboto As more people use iPads and smartphones it will be almost entirely wireless access.
  14. Remember Ethernet cables? They disappeared overnight.
  15. @ethank They're still trying to catch up to the PPI of the iPhone 4's 3.5" screen.
  16. @markgurman Bloomberg, start your photocopiers.
  17. I'm glad HP has embraced the idea of Windows 8 tablets. Now that the Joojoo is gone I need something else to joke about.
  18. The Yahoo CEO position is good way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time. I would update my resume for it but you don't need one.
  19. @markgurman Nice job.