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  1. I Hate My School http://bit.ly/697gtd i'm writing a screenplay based on this @ReddKross gem. think Breakfast Club meets Decline part 1
  2. RT @tedleo: Great, so RATM makes a few more million $$$. Who cares? Put CRASS "Reality Asylum" on top of the Xmas charts if U really wan ...
  3. i tried to watch It Might Get Loud, with Jack White, Jimmy Page and Thedge, but it's abysmal.
  4. Steady your nerves then Hammers, keep your heads for another 45 mins: make me eat my tweet!
  5. perusal of the team sheets for today's game at Upton Park confirms my suspicions. truly we will be lucky to get nil #prettybubblesintheair
  6. forgot how genius Robert Newman is.
  7. Life... force... returning...
  8. my coffee smells & tatses like burnt wood
  9. @Chloe_GiftHorse Met Check claims it's going to snow today http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/today.asp?zipcode=sn8%203se
  10. who wants a Ffffound invite? will swap for zine contributions...
  11. here it comes look...
  12. @Thomas_Newton where to obtain these naga? i have some tobasco & a bottle of medium proof peri peri... will these do?
  13. RT @Thomas_Newton: Medical proof that The Jeremy Kyle Show is bad for you: http://tiny.cc/Ph2g1
  14. effective folk-cures for the common cold welcomed
  15. RT @VizLetterBocks: Just bought Xmas tree Assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?" I replied "No - Its going in the loun ...
  16. @Thomas_Newton Kevin Spacey: the world's most good actor™
  17. i've decided to hate the Olympus Pen simply because it's being advertised by the most overrated human being ever devised. Am i wrong?
  18. @FeltMistress you seem to have the happiness bug lately... i think i've got norovirus
  19. @Jontofski that last tweet needs a 'like' button i think
  20. RT @tedleo: Yup - that guy leaning rakishly against a lamp post at Canterbury West station who got shit on by a pigeon just as the train ...