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  1. Just walked past Carmen Ave. Almost overcome w/ nostalgia but restrained self from ringing old doorbell. Prefer to respect ppl's privacy.
  2. At @cheesecakemini's apt waiting for her roommate to finish getting ready. Thought was watching Scrubs, discover is Grey's Anatomy.
  3. Just walked by same guy I saw start punching a dude for no reason on el last week. Terrifying.
  4. Just got mistaken on the street for Tracy Letts. Wtf.
  5. End of Chapter Six delivers the goods: "As soon as Langdon entered the room, he stopped dead in his tracks. Something was very, very wrong."
  6. Second best line: "Even from the air, Washington, D.C. exuded an almost mystical power."
  7. Best line so far: "Tonight, something is taking place within there walls that has never before occurred in the history of this brotherhood."
  8. Finals over. Finally, FINALLY diving into Dan Brown's "The Lost Symbol." Can't wait to see what the chapter-ending cliffhangers are!
  9. Last final exam Monday. Doubt will be as exhilarating as Thursday's 8-hour exam.
  10. Overheard today: "He was, like, challenging my vegetarianism, and I was like, dude, whatever, you know?"
  11. David Lynch was asked to direct Return of the Jedi! http://phantomleap.com/?p=6217 @cheesecakemini @halfdollarpizza
  12. Had exact change at grocery store. Said out loud, "THAT doesn't happen every day!" Later realized that, for cashier, does.
  13. Finals week at U of C. Thumbs up to the guy next to me in the library watching full-screen NBA highlights on his computer.
  14. RT @FakeAPStylebook All mentions of Beyonce should be followed by at least three "hominas."
  15. Guy approaches studying girl, goes in to kiss her on cheek. She recoils. Hot U of C undergrad drama.
  16. In library as begins to snow. If get snowed in, will be best thing that ever happened to study habits.
  17. Criticism from @danielpfoster re suggestion that smoking smelly, addictive. Compares to pooping. Think difference is, you can't not poop.
  18. Second smoke break 42 minutes later.
  19. Girl in library dons coat, asks if I can watch her stuff. Think to self, "Smoke break?" She returns. Smell reveals: smoke break indeed.
  20. Sometimes regret feeling emotions less strongly as get older, but glad that at 25 can still lie on couch w/ new SP song and be so, so happy.