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alexgrossishere

  1. @phitcomedy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  2. @phitcomedy Stop spoiling this fucking movie!
  3. @semolina I wouldn't be like you. I hate The Golden Girls.
  4. @semolina Yea, you're right. I should learn to stay home and watch TV by myself in the dark.
  5. When people message me about board gaming it always warms my heart! I want to play with EVERYONE.
  6. Haley is playing board games with me for the first time tonight. There's no pressure for her to like them. Seriously, no pressure. Seriously
  7. There's something really beautiful about plants growing through sidewalks. #StrollingInWestPhilly
  8. @bison_factory @CAH nah nah poo poo!
  9. Whelp, the new printing of Cards Against Humanity came out today. Can't wait. #ProudOwner
  10. Is witnessing a pregnant lady's water breaking like a shooting star because I could totally make a wish right now if that's the case!
  11. The arts are for the creatively depressed.
  12. @foodeemike Thanks for an example :)
  13. @Alexgrubard No, that sounds like a third world problem... That is illegal here (and should be everywhere)!
  14. So many miserable people in the world. Everyone needs to chill out and strive to be nicer. #PassItForward #TurnMeToWe
  15. RT "@johnknefel: Vets are throwing medals on the ground. Unreal. #ows #nonato twitpic.com/9ndqgi"
  16. @BertArch "Awwwwwww" -Haley
  17. It's nice to have my partner back. Laying in Rittenhouse with her drinking beer.
  18. I have nothing nice to say so I'll write a tweet about how I have nothing nice to say.
  19. I demand Obama to start making everyone go to a hospital once a month for a lice check. Lice don't only target elementary students!
  20. Saw an Amish family at 30th Street subway station. Tried to high five them and they blankly stared at me. This could have been a great day..