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  1. @your_dandelion mazel tov! 5:01 PM Dec 13th from Echofon in reply to your_dandelion
  2. @your_dandelion I would love one! 12:51 PM Dec 13th from Echofon in reply to your_dandelion
  3. Can someone please feed me? 12:08 PM Dec 13th from Echofon
  4. Sort of. 4:49 PM Dec 12th from Echofon
  5. Done. 4:48 PM Dec 12th from Echofon
  6. "Is it snowing in space?" 7:48 AM Dec 9th from Echofon
  7. I'm hoping Santa Claus will come early and bring me a chicken sandwich, even though I'm Jewish. 6:36 PM Dec 6th from Echofon
  8. I'm a songwriter. I build bridges. 9:37 AM Dec 6th from Echofon
  9. @TRMJ awesome. Thanks for the plug! 4:58 PM Dec 4th from Echofon in reply to TRMJ
  10. If you hang out late enough, all latent violence turns to reluctant peace. 1:52 AM Dec 4th from Echofon
  11. @TRMJ C wait. What's that? 1:51 AM Dec 4th from Echofon in reply to TRMJ
  12. If I hear one more Bop Bop song on television, I'm gonna shoot my plasma. (I don't have a gun or a plasma. But if I did..!) 10:35 PM Nov 29th from Echofon
  13. M. Butterfly, I understand your story is compelling, but I would like to snuggle with my wife now. 9:20 PM Nov 29th from Echofon
  14. MTV--the channel where tattooed people go to Buffalo Wild Wings to propose marriage. 8:16 PM Nov 29th from Echofon
  15. So both the freecreditreport.com guy and I are getting fat. Great. 7:55 PM Nov 29th from Echofon
  16. Dealing with old people is both heartwarming and terrifying. My apologies to all my old followers. 7:33 PM Nov 29th from Echofon
  17. "I'm sorry that I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies in your VCR." -Elf 7:34 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  18. Gin gimlets, hour 5. The jokes are no longer funny. 5:32 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  19. For Thanksgiving: gin gimlets and a dog show. 11:24 AM Nov 26th from Echofon
  20. At the liquor store with Neal Damnwell/brother in law. "Beer makes me too full. It's like I'm drinking French fries." 11:01 AM Nov 26th from Echofon