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Here is a picture of some bœuf bourguignon I made t'other day, because I like to do this (also annoys @jenscarr a bit). twitter.com/alexcrocker66/… 6:59 AM Apr 20th via Photos on iOS
@CWahlich That is terrible Pimm's etiquette! Sacrilege even. 2:12 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CWahlich
@williamdonovan If I was London based... I would be all over that. (I accept that doesn't help the situation now). 12:14 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to williamdonovan
That is one very impressive Chelsea performance. But my word, Barca - like a metaphor I am yet come up with - will be pumped for Camp Nou. 1:41 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@williamdonovan I have declined watching the second half based upon that very theory. Damn. Cracking Inverted Pyramid reference as well. 1:48 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to williamdonovan
Wigan making a mockery (once again) of my pre-season prediction they would be relegated. Thank the stars Blackburn are still there... 12:17 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for iPhone
A three hour round trip punctuated by the nasal voice of Alan Partridge's I, Partridge. "Take that, you mothers!" 9:01 AM Apr 16th via web
Just got far too excited when I saw the Stansted Cobblers on Question of Sport. I mean... It's just down the road and everything! 9:15 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
@tomwake Glad to hear it! I really enjoyed it. 6:49 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tomwake
@danieljowen That shouldn't stop you having an opinion should it? The bottom half of the Internet usually has one. Why can't you? 2:57 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to danieljowen
Hard to condense my thoughts on Derek in one tweet. An outstanding and touching comic drama for me. 2:38 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
Really interested to see Derek on C4 tonight. Looks like it has a touch of the Extras magic. 2:02 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
On a typical day, I am unsure of at least 65% of what I say. Especially when written down, but "especially" when spoken. 5:23 AM Apr 11th via web
@tomwake "What's your handle?" 2:54 PM Apr 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tomwake
This by @iainmacintosh may give you some insight into it, but probably not that much. bit.ly/HGxsUG 1:57 PM Apr 10th via web in reply to iainmacintosh
I'm just throwing it out there: I really like Andy Carroll. A lot. I just wish he wouldn't get winners for Liverpool. 1:56 PM Apr 10th via web
@williamdonovan Weren't half the Argentinian defence on yellows for Owen's? I hate to say it, but those kind of runs are about confidence. 2:58 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to williamdonovan
@williamdonovan Yes. But there's a real skill to it. So few players could do that. It's all about selling your run to the defenders. 2:53 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to williamdonovan
I have now watched Ben Arfa's goal about 15 times today... It's Jedi-esque. That's the best description for it. Jedi-esque. #NUFC 2:51 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone
@williamdonovan As little as it helps. "I" know you never liked him. "I" know you tolerated him and had a begrudging respect for him at most 2:41 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to williamdonovan