alexblagg
- Let us celebrate favorable statesmanship by getting drunk and shooting lights at the sky!about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
- I bet Kobayashi will also destroy in the July 5th hot dog pooping competition.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
- Memphis-style ribs, pulled pork sandwiches, BBQ nachos and mama Deb's famous potato salad. Happy birthday to me and also America.2:28 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Invasion of the Bottle Rocket Snatchers #4thofJulyHorrorMovies10:09 AM Jul 2nd from web
- The Blair Witch Picnic #4thofJulyHorrorMovies10:03 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Iraqnaphobia #4thofJulyHorrorMovies10:00 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Fireworkstarter @videogum #4thofJulyHorrorMovies9:56 AM Jul 2nd from web
- . @videogum Rosemary's Baby Back Ribs #4thofJulyHorrorMovies9:55 AM Jul 2nd from web
- @paulscheer I see my year-long campaign of writing letters to Richard Branson has finally paid off. Sorry.9:42 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to paulscheer
- At Sasabune (more like "violently stuff into my mouth"): http://yfrog.com/6gntpj7:32 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- XMU's elusive stripped-down weepy piano version of Passion Pit's "Seaweed Song", courtesy of @jakefogelnest: http://bit.ly/jkGC45:15 PM Jul 1st from web
- Bosses did this for me today. It was a James Earl Jones chuckle away from being my own Field of Dreams: http://yfrog.com/0m83217433j4:40 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- "Greatest press release of all time is fake," says lying publicist: http://bit.ly/3gZvV3:08 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- @jakefogelnest That stripped down version of "Seaweed Song" Passion Pit did on XMU: Know where to get it? The Internet WON'T GIVE IT TO ME!9:04 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to jakefogelnest
- I hope that one day men will be judged not by the content of their character but by the number of b-day posts they get on Facebook.7:27 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- This is, without a doubt, the GREATEST PRESS RELEASE OF ALL TIME: http://bit.ly/EBNRp5:46 PM Jun 30th from web
- Open Letter To the Guy Who Wrote an Open Letter To Zach Galifianakis in HuffPo: Dear Guy, Please stop writing open letters. Best, Alex11:53 AM Jun 30th from web
- What Bernie Madoff did was shitty and wrong, but I sorta want to take a picture of him to my hairdresser and ask for "the Ponzi."1:03 PM Jun 29th from web
- I feel like @AndrewWK is a living, breathing example that the promise of energy drinks can actually be fulfilled.10:07 AM Jun 29th from web
- Jamie Foxx never met an awards show he didn't love, but the BET Awards may just be his nirvana.8:58 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
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- Name alexblagg
- Location Lost Angeles, CA
- Web http://alexblagg....
- Bio Writer. Comedian. Gossipmonger. Master Innertuber.
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