AlexBerkley
- *takes bow*1:05 PM Jul 24th from web
- Maybe I should have stayed in Boise. Hell, at least I'd be owner of Mama B's Pizza Palace by now. **heart-aching bitterly ironic laugh**5:57 PM Jul 9th from web
- After losing the MJ account, Dorko's crash & burn blunders, & now everyone knows I was duped into falling for a stripper. What's left?5:54 PM Jul 9th from web
- So my career is so totally in the crapper now. Partnership in the firm? I'm lucky if they give me a desk in the lunchroom.5:52 PM Jul 9th from web
- Most of all, I'm sorry I don't know the right people, the kind you throw $$$ at & they break someone's kneecaps for you....5:50 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ Then, I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry for us. I'm sorry for a lot of things...5:49 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ I may be ready to do lunch. Call me.2:17 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ Tell your boyfriend I'm looking for him...2:16 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ Maybe you can ask "cousin Dirky" if you can stay at his house. Oh, wait. He no longer has a house. Bummer....2:13 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ I'll give you 24 hours to pack your stuff & get out of my house. I'll be home tomorrow. You'd better be gone.2:11 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ You slimy cretin...I'm going to rip your arm off & beat you w/ it...1:11 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ Two words: Bite Me! There's nothing more anyone can do to me, or threaten me with. I'd look after my own house, if I were you....1:07 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ How much did you know about your boyfriend's ruse? Seems everyone know but me.12:58 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ I thought you had more sense. Oh, & veiled threats of blackmail don't scare me. I don't give a rat's a$$ about the gin....12:57 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ *I* haven't been kind?? So, it's OK w/ you that the weasel played me for a fool & tricked me into representing him??12:55 PM Jul 9th from web
- @ Kindly tell that rat-faced piece of excrement you work for, that I will find him & when I do, it's pay-back time....12:25 PM Jul 9th from web
- Forget about finding another agent. Before I'm finished, there won't be an agent in this town who will let you park their car, you scumbag.8:39 PM Jul 8th from web
- I get through w/ you. You hear me, Rockwell? Thought you were clever? You ain't seen nothing, you half-witted no-talent pustule!8:35 PM Jul 8th from web
- ...get hired as a clown at Chucky Cheesecurls, Better get yourself a monkey because it's the only way you'll ever make a dime in here once..8:30 PM Jul 8th from web
- @ When I get done w/ you, you'll wish you'd stayed Eugene Wankle. Dirk Rockwell is dead. Hear me. DEAD! You won't be able to....8:21 PM Jul 8th from web
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- Name Alex Berkley
- Location Hollyweird, CA
- Bio Agent to the stars, and to Dirk Rockwell of the fictional story experiment Tweet Mystery of Death. 'Nuff said.
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