alexbarkett
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Apparently I'm taking a Twitter break. This will continue indefinitely.
3:02 PM Aug 4th
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The Hurt Locker was the anti-Jarhead.
10:33 AM Aug 3rd
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What the fuck is a genius bar? For my sake I hope they're referring to the employee. For their sake I hope they're referring to me.
9:33 AM Aug 3rd
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You staying in tonight? Yeah. What gave it away? My being fully reclined on the couch watching baseball? The chips? The cookies? The nudity?
7:03 PM Jul 31st
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Reviews for Funny People are all across the board. Probably the only way to be sure you made something interesting. .
12:21 PM Jul 31st
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Where's the boss today? We need someone to hold the limbo pole.
11:12 AM Jul 31st
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Frantically working on a Funny People review. It will be as funny as the movie, which is to say, I might be dying.
9:19 AM Jul 31st
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@ Do you happen to know a good biography or study of his films? For some reason I read voraciously now but only about movies.
10:18 PM Jul 30th
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The Sundance channel is running a Jean-Pierre Melville marathon. Thought 141 people should know.
9:23 PM Jul 30th
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182 million websites and I just want some fucking chow mein.
3:13 PM Jul 28th
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Seeing Funny People tonight. Was Adam Sandler ever actually funny? I think he's just someone we kinda like/feel sorry for. Like Ben Stiller.
11:56 AM Jul 28th
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Terrell Owens wrote a children's book. True story:
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3:43 PM Jul 27th
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Woody Allen has about the same range as a filmmaker that he does as an actor.
2:31 PM Jul 27th
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There are four hooded middle easterners conferring loudly in the corner. I heard the phrase "Top Chef" many times.
9:44 AM Jul 25th
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Almost 5. Time to get off the couch.
4:16 PM Jul 24th
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G-Force beginnings: This script is complete shit, unreadable. Sure, we'll produce it...when pigs fly! Did you say Guinea pig spies?
1:18 PM Jul 24th
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Why do you go into the meeting 10 minutes prematurely? Do you walk into the bathroom 10 minutes before you have to go?
10:36 AM Jul 24th
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Just got invited to a "jellyfish" themed party. What drug frenzied night of Planet Earth watching spawned this heinous plan?
9:42 AM Jul 24th
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Still moderating the Q&A after Adam screens tonight: . Starts at 7. The more that come the more likely I am to faint.
4:46 PM Jul 23rd
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Pauly Shore should make a movie called Jury Duty where his job is awful so he tries ad nauseum to get ON jury duty. Print it.
4:30 PM Jul 23rd
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- Name Alex Barkett
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://sfappeal.c...
- Bio I find myself, more often than not, thinking about what it is I'm supposed to be doing and raising my arms to the sky in disbelief.
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