alexbarkett
- Most of the beverages at coffee shops could easily be renamed "Help Me I'm Scared."about 8 hours ago from web
- There is a Straw Dogs remake in the works. This is the worst thing I've felt since I watched Straw Dogs, the most me-disturbing movie ever.about 21 hours ago from web
- In the ongoing series of my life titled Where To Meet Women, Harry Potter events just got crossed off the list: http://alturl.com/e5yo5:00 PM Jul 15th from web
- Did television trump movies this decade?4:12 PM Jul 15th from web
- I'm supposed to watch three movies tonight. Why do I do this to myself? Oh right, they don't sell friends in the snacks aisle.3:40 PM Jul 15th from web
- Russia: assassinating people well into the 21st century. http://alturl.com/7t5m. Oh also, my travel company is doing really well.12:30 PM Jul 15th from web
- @ritaraley There was really no hope after "Read seemingly all commentary on twitter today." Sounds like you're grasping the nothing nicely.9:57 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to ritaraley
- Just coined my new catchphrase: This can't be a good thing.8:37 PM Jul 14th from web
- **** censorship!3:48 PM Jul 14th from web
- Butterflies the size of doves. Butterthighs the sighs of hugs.8:15 PM Jul 13th from web
- @Kelda83 You lucky dog you. Hope you remembered your cape!8:05 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to Kelda83
- The urinal burped at me. Not ON me, but clearly AT me. So I peed on it.12:07 PM Jul 9th from web
- My cousin's doing his rap thing tonight at El Rio. Everybody gets to have one cousin with a rap thing right? Anyway, show love.11:50 AM Jul 9th from web
- Nothing like the sexually androgynous fervor of getting a new LL Bean catalog to put the office into khaki disarray.11:31 AM Jul 9th from web
- A 2-0 victory. I'll take it. Oh no, 1000th post. Better be profound. These are the keys to life: 1. Drink more water. 2. Dress in layers.8:07 PM Jul 8th from web
- @burritojustice I hereby declare my candidacy for ESPN soccer announcer. Two beers and I'd announce these guys into the floor. Join me?7:51 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to burritojustice
- Sure, 64 minutes into the game is a good time to put in two of your best players. Announcers are boring me to tears, as is the awful play.7:30 PM Jul 8th from web
- Oh thank you useless soccer announcer. The U.S. is in white and going from the right side of the screen to the left? Whoa, slow down.7:12 PM Jul 8th from web
- Who the hell is the U.S. putting on the field against Honduras in the Gold Cup? Robbie Rogers? Heath Pearce? Logan Pause? The MLS sucks.6:45 PM Jul 8th from web
- @Kelda83 Relationships are hard.12:32 PM Jul 8th from web
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- Name Alex Barkett
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://sfappeal.c...
- Bio I find myself, more often than not, thinking about what it is I'm supposed to be doing and raising my arms to the sky in disbelief.
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