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Canada
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United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
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India
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Jordan
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New Zealand
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United States
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alexandria_monk

  1. Home home home!!! taking a tiger snooze then gettin my MF drink on!
  2. Received a call at 4 am by a drunk person spilling his guts out. #bethewontremember #neversawthatcoming
  3. My right hip hurts. #wahh
  4. Im at the most hillbilly gas station possible. The cashier has a shotgun right next to her and everyone is showing up in janky vehicles.
  5. Almost halfway done!! #socloseyetsofar
  6. @NiccoleStevens i never got a text from you, whore. #jumpingtoconclusionstofast
  7. "@disneywords: Hakuna Matata. These two words will solve all your problems. –Pumbaa (The Lion King)"
  8. Just dominated some Wendy's. I am so ashamed. #yuck #feelingfat
  9. God damn muthafuckin traffic jam.
  10. @jalessarose yay!!!!! Cant wait to hear your tunes and make unforgettable memories. #nopunintended ;)
  11. "@SaveTheBS: The only way to not get hurt is to not give a fuck."