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alexandra_moe

CooIPosts If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models. about 19 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 752 others
When autocorrect adds random unwanted words in the middle of my wise tweets <<< about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
funnyorfact I really want to grab a little kid by the shoulders, and shout "I'M YOU! FROM THE FUTURE!" in their face. about 23 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 396 others
So hungry #HungryHippo about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
All I can do is my best if thats not good enough that's not my problem #SorryNotSorry about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
The worst part about a fight is when the other person doesn't even know what the actual problem is #frustrating about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I won't stand or being taken advantage of, you can go shave your back now about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
funnyorfact This is not an assingment you can do the night before. "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" 8:45 PM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 286 others
funnyorfact Some people ask me why I don't have any tattoos and I say "Well would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari...?" 6:25 PM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 449 others
TheBlondeJokes My blonde girlfriend phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. 1:43 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 345 others
TheGoogleFacts About 96% of people do not know that Osama Bin Laden was a CIA agent in the 1980s. 11:30 AM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 2010 others
TheGoogleFacts The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = D.R.E.A.M.S. 10:30 AM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 1104 others
I wonder of pets can sleep walk #ThatWierd @LittleCheff091 12:54 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
I think I find him attractive bc he is such a gentlemen 12:32 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
funnyorfact Noah wrote Allie 365 letters, so I think you can answer my text message... 9:45 PM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 320 others
@gabrielleseek tell me tell me 8:52 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to gabrielleseek
CooIPosts WTF = Where's the food? 5:48 PM May 23rd via Buffer Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 1162 others
FreddyAmazin Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa… HAHAH, get it? yeah? no? no? ok. 3:02 AM May 23rd via Buffer Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 1860 others
LittleCheff091 To the protesters that are being rude AF to police officers.. those men have families too. That's Someones father. Think about that. 1:07 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by alexandra_moe
FreddyAmazin Today I saw a baby wearing a bib that said "this idiot put my cape on backwards". Made my day. 12:00 AM May 23rd via Buffer Retweeted by alexandra_moe and 881 others