alexandra_moe
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If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models.
about 19 hours ago
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When autocorrect adds random unwanted words in the middle of my wise tweets <<<
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I really want to grab a little kid by the shoulders, and shout "I'M YOU! FROM THE FUTURE!" in their face.
about 23 hours ago
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So hungry
about 19 hours ago
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All I can do is my best if thats not good enough that's not my problem
about 20 hours ago
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The worst part about a fight is when the other person doesn't even know what the actual problem is
about 20 hours ago
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I won't stand or being taken advantage of, you can go shave your back now
about 20 hours ago
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This is not an assingment you can do the night before. "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
8:45 PM May 24th
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Some people ask me why I don't have any tattoos and I say "Well would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari...?"
6:25 PM May 24th
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My blonde girlfriend phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
1:43 PM May 18th
via web
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About 96% of people do not know that Osama Bin Laden was a CIA agent in the 1980s.
11:30 AM May 24th
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The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters = D.R.E.A.M.S.
10:30 AM May 24th
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I wonder of pets can sleep walk @
12:54 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I think I find him attractive bc he is such a gentlemen
12:32 AM May 24th
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Noah wrote Allie 365 letters, so I think you can answer my text message...
9:45 PM May 23rd
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@ tell me tell me
8:52 PM May 23rd
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in reply to gabrielleseek
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WTF = Where's the food?
5:48 PM May 23rd
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa… HAHAH, get it? yeah? no? no? ok.
3:02 AM May 23rd
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To the protesters that are being rude AF to police officers.. those men have families too. That's Someones father. Think about that.
1:07 AM May 23rd
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Today I saw a baby wearing a bib that said "this idiot put my cape on backwards". Made my day.
12:00 AM May 23rd
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- Name Alexandra Moe
- Location chicago, illinois
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