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  1. British people, it is in the "Magazine" section! Go look! 5:44 AM Nov 1st from web
  2. There is a picture as well, where I am cleverly obscuring my midsection with a baby (mine), but you can't seem to see it online. 5:42 AM Nov 1st from web
  3. Hey! I'm in the Sunday Times! http://tinyurl.com/y9ec9g7 5:41 AM Nov 1st from web
  4. Amazed by how little tequila affects me, and how easily it goes down. It is like I have a special tequila gene. I should be studied. 6:21 PM Oct 31st from web
  5. A rather old, unfortunate "Slutty Red Riding Hood" just walked in... 5:15 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  6. BBQ Pork sopes, "Thriller," first tequila shot in eleven years. Best birthday dinner ever. 4:58 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  7. Feeling better, listening to "Season of the Witch." BEATNIKS ARE OUT TO MAKE IT RICH! 3:21 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  8. Reaaallly not feeling well, but NOT MISSING MY BIRTHDAY DINNER. We have a *babysitter* even. 2:41 PM Oct 31st from web
  9. Making lists, goals, goal-lists. Cultivating unrealistic expectations. A new year has begun! 9:45 AM Oct 31st from web
  10. @TheHeatherB Then we can have a panel at BlogHer called "Leveraging Online Friendships into Corporeal Trips to Vegas and Millionarehood." 7:05 AM Oct 31st from web
  11. @TheHeatherB YES. Oh, we will have so much fun. And winnings. 7:05 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to TheHeatherB
  12. Is this what I can expect from my thirties? No sleep and gratuitous urine? 5:02 AM Oct 31st from web
  13. I saw my birthday for the first time at 2am, when Simone woke up, and then again from 3-4, while she jabbered and clapped and peed on me. 5:01 AM Oct 31st from web
  14. Just for future reference, little feet do not go "pitter patter." They go "THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP." 4:49 AM Oct 30th from web
  15. @TheHeatherB Yes, especially if you are commenting to say SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ALREADY. Cannot believe we are still talking about this. 11:37 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to TheHeatherB
  16. Probably less fun than a telegram: http://tinyurl.com/yjp9oac 10:58 AM Oct 29th from web
  17. I think we might really be moving to Iowa City, as soon as Scott finds a job or cobbles together some adjunct work. 10:00 AM Oct 29th from web
  18. @Cecilyk Ha! I had a similar realization the other day--oh, right, it was all that SPEED I WAS SNORTING. Alas. 9:06 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to Cecilyk
  19. Even my dreams are about sleep, lately. 7:52 AM Oct 29th from web
  20. Simone is waking up every night at 3ish. Is there some sort of 20-month-old Nocturnal Asshole phase? Please say yes, and that it will pass. 7:52 AM Oct 29th from web