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  1. Of course if she weren't ours, her parents might be kind of creeped out by a couple dropping all "Hey, can we hang out with your baby?"about 14 hours ago from web
  2. Scott and I have decided we would totally hang out with Simone even if she weren't our baby. She is so fun lately.about 14 hours ago from web
  3. On a boat: http://tinyurl.com/y93o2olabout 15 hours ago from web
  4. @BelgianWaffling I know. Poor "Blue Waffle Infection" visits me frequently as well, desperate for succor. Alas, finds none.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to BelgianWaffling
  5. Kindly request that the world stop for two weeks/months while I catch up on my work, correspondence, cleaning, planning, sleep. Ready? NOW!about 20 hours ago from web
  6. My, that's...soon. I'm going to practice my breathing now.11:14 AM Nov 8th from web
  7. My book has an official release date! In stores August 10th! I'll have rush copies for BlogHer, even!11:13 AM Nov 8th from web
  8. HAAAA! There is a song on volume two of Baby Signing Time called "Here I go, I'm on a Boat." I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER, TAKE A LOOK AT ME!6:30 AM Nov 7th from web
  9. I would be a terrible extortionist.1:20 PM Nov 6th from web
  10. Lots of saying please STERNLY.1:18 PM Nov 6th from web
  11. Waiting for call re: renogram results. Just left a message: audible struggle between my desire for ANSWERS NOW and my midwestern upbringing.1:18 PM Nov 6th from web
  12. Cat Stevens' "Wild World" is the most condescending, irritatingly paternal song ever. Thanks for the tip, asshole.12:24 PM Nov 6th from web
  13. A 5:30 wakeup time had better not be the new normal. Please tell me this is just a several-days-long-fluke.6:23 AM Nov 5th from web
  14. @Neilochka I loved Oscar. I always figured Bert & Ernie would end in a murder/suicide. (By Bert, obvs.)4:43 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to Neilochka
  15. Turns out the meds make me CALMER. You know, just like the person with the MD said they would. Touche, pharmacology. Touche.8:43 AM Nov 4th from web
  16. After years of refusing medication for my ADD, because I feared it would exacerbate my anxiety, I caved.8:41 AM Nov 4th from web
  17. @LetterB I ADORE you. You have lovely coloring. You are kind and calming. Better?7:07 PM Nov 3rd from web in reply to LetterB
  18. MIL called to tell me SIL's b/g twins now each measuring well over 5lbs. Looking at this picture, sad, amazed: http://tinyurl.com/yh8pu3w7:01 PM Nov 3rd from web
  19. I have no idea what time it is anymore. Bedtime? Let's go with that.4:50 PM Nov 1st from web
  20. @BelgianWaffling 35% faux industriousness, 3% digestive upset, 17% dread, 18% denial, 12% corpulence, 13% delight, 2% benzodiazepene.8:20 AM Nov 1st from web in reply to BelgianWaffling