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  1. Now listening to Phoenix's first album. Can't believe it is ten years old already. That means college was...oh hell, I'm getting elderly.
  2. On the sunny empty road home. Listening to Hall & Oates.
  3. On road trip--baby's first--to Iowa. Completely impromptu: idea floated at noon, on the road by three!
  4. According to the sponsored link on my Gmail account "Worry=Unhappiness!" Thanks for the tip, asshole.
  5. @BelgianWaffling Did you Google "blue waffle infection" and then click on my site? Because someone did. WHAT is wrong with people's waffles?
  6. @TheHeatherB Tease.
  7. @TheHeatherB @whoorl No, I have the grey zeus trophy (LOVE). Haven't decided whether/what to buy in the sale. It torments me.
  8. @whoorl Oh, I know. DAMN them and their frequent sales! What did you get?
  9. @TheHeatherB Do I want to know?
  10. Those of you who recommended a neti pot can go STRAIGHT TO HELL. I nearly DROWNED. You're all crazy daredevils.
  11. @LetterB Whatever works.
  12. @finslippy Fewer guns, but more whining.
  13. @finslippy I am with you! I shall retool the lyrics of the Coolio song. In what ways will a blogger's paradise differ from a gangsta's same?
  14. Oh my hell. Am sick in bed, can hear husband reading "Introducing Lacan" to the baby.
  15. You win, flu. I'm going to bed with ice cream and Weeds. (The show, not a handful of dandelions, etc. Though if it would help, I'd do it).
  16. @metalia A similar sign? THE SLOW-MO DOVE WAS IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT. Yes, really.
  17. Realizing I'm not going to get much done, now that my proposal is out there. It is like having your spleen walking around outside your body!
  18. Feeling like I want to crawl under a table and lie curled in the dark, vomiting quietly: totally normal reaction, right? #minutesfromdeath
  19. Just sent off my proposal for the first time. Hold me.
  20. @TheHeatherB Oh god, please do. Remember, in the words of Christine "We all flip a table or two in our life."