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  1. @whoorl Aww, congratulations! Hope the dreadful queasy part passes quickly. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to whoorl
  2. @jstestkitchen You look devilish in that picture! Pretty lady up to no good with large quantities of spirits...dangerous. 12:25 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jstestkitchen
  3. @jstestkitchen Excellent! I live to serve, you know. 12:17 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to jstestkitchen
  4. Do you think a "Gimlet Eye" might be attained by application of actual Gimlets? I have plenty of Rose's Lime. 11:26 AM Nov 21st from web
  5. @SWilderTaylor Wait, WHAT? You were hit by a bus? I am so behind. Are you Twittering from traction, or all in one piece? 10:17 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to SWilderTaylor
  6. @shriekhouse I am slinking back to work. 1:56 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to shriekhouse
  7. @shriekhouse Here: http://iheartguts.com/shop/... 1:43 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to shriekhouse
  8. @Sundry Pretty sure spleen is only decorative. They're always removing it willy-nilly on medical shows. 1:11 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to Sundry
  9. Just heard myself say "Well, back to the grinding board!" 1.That is not what I meant, 2.I am glad there is no such thing & 3.I am exhausted. 10:15 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. Well, I can't access my site's admin page at all. "Fatal Error" it says! This makes me very nervous. 7:14 AM Nov 20th from web
  11. @AmyDoubleYou Awww. He's adorable! Congratulations! 6:02 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to AmyDoubleYou
  12. Doesn't "What's Happening?" seem a little sad and desperate to be included in the fun? Or confused? Poor Twitter. I'm just going to bed. 9:04 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. @finslippy Me! THIS, I can do. Probably no fancy "running," like you, however. Maybe it will get Simone over her fear of my rowing machine. 8:53 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to finslippy
  14. @jstestkitchen EEEP! 8:46 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to jstestkitchen
  15. Oh ho ho! Touche, Teva Pharmaceutical. Touche. 10:02 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. Cannot remember if I took my pill a minute ago. I THINK I did? Almost certain. Maybe. Amusingly, this pill allegedly assists my memory. 10:01 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. @Sundry Oh, it's fine. Let us all suck heartily on the dick of understanding and forgiveness. 9:53 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to Sundry
  18. @Sundry Wow. That "dick of perspective" really hurt. I guess I should stay off the Internet while I work on my gag reflex. 9:30 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to Sundry
  19. Simone can now, improbably, reach things on the counters. I should just go ahead and shoot myself now, right? 7:49 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. @jstestkitchen EEEEE! 8:30 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to jstestkitchen