alexaflotsam
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@ Aww, congratulations! Hope the dreadful queasy part passes quickly.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to whoorl
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@ You look devilish in that picture! Pretty lady up to no good with large quantities of spirits...dangerous.
12:25 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to jstestkitchen
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@ Excellent! I live to serve, you know.
12:17 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to jstestkitchen
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Do you think a "Gimlet Eye" might be attained by application of actual Gimlets? I have plenty of Rose's Lime.
11:26 AM Nov 21st
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@ Wait, WHAT? You were hit by a bus? I am so behind. Are you Twittering from traction, or all in one piece?
10:17 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to SWilderTaylor
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@ I am slinking back to work.
1:56 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to shriekhouse
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@ Here:
1:43 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to shriekhouse
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@ Pretty sure spleen is only decorative. They're always removing it willy-nilly on medical shows.
1:11 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Sundry
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Just heard myself say "Well, back to the grinding board!" 1.That is not what I meant, 2.I am glad there is no such thing & 3.I am exhausted.
10:15 AM Nov 20th
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Well, I can't access my site's admin page at all. "Fatal Error" it says! This makes me very nervous.
7:14 AM Nov 20th
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@ Awww. He's adorable! Congratulations!
6:02 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to AmyDoubleYou
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Doesn't "What's Happening?" seem a little sad and desperate to be included in the fun? Or confused? Poor Twitter. I'm just going to bed.
9:04 PM Nov 19th
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@ Me! THIS, I can do. Probably no fancy "running," like you, however. Maybe it will get Simone over her fear of my rowing machine.
8:53 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to finslippy
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@ EEEP!
8:46 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to jstestkitchen
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Oh ho ho! Touche, Teva Pharmaceutical. Touche.
10:02 AM Nov 19th
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Cannot remember if I took my pill a minute ago. I THINK I did? Almost certain. Maybe. Amusingly, this pill allegedly assists my memory.
10:01 AM Nov 19th
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@ Oh, it's fine. Let us all suck heartily on the dick of understanding and forgiveness.
9:53 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to Sundry
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@ Wow. That "dick of perspective" really hurt. I guess I should stay off the Internet while I work on my gag reflex.
9:30 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to Sundry
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Simone can now, improbably, reach things on the counters. I should just go ahead and shoot myself now, right?
7:49 AM Nov 19th
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@ EEEEE!
8:30 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to jstestkitchen
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