AlexaElise
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues!
1:30 PM Mar 28th
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Tulisa is suing her ex for 150k over the sex tape. I actually feel sorry for him,first he gets a dead blow job n then he has to pay for it.
6:33 AM Mar 28th
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Dear Britain, your free 7 day trial period of "sunshine" is now coming to an end. To continue receiving "sunshine"...
5:23 AM Mar 28th
via web
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@ how funny is it though lol
4:45 PM Mar 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ChristyWatson
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@ bang bang bangin away
4:41 PM Mar 22nd
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in reply to ChristyWatson
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@ eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
4:28 PM Mar 22nd
via web
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So peaceful in life, it's only right that you go peacefully to death. RIP Nanny Omi.
6:06 AM Mar 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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At the theatre with mumma, doo, @ and Simon Jewell. Watching Sweeney Todd! Woooooooooooooooo.
11:31 AM Mar 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Is @ under @'s arm, or is this a different dark, hot smelly pit?
1:17 PM Mar 16th
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in reply to AlexaElise
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@ @ Chess chess, simzi is currently in a dark, hot, smelly pit called a "night club". Doing what some call "going hard".
1:10 PM Mar 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ChessInTheCity
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@ Hahahaha mini simzi?! The resemblance is uncanny.
1:01 PM Mar 16th
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in reply to HomeAlonePudge
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@ is this true pudgey?
12:39 PM Mar 16th
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in reply to HomeAlonePudge
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The lyrics are actually "I just had sex". This is what loud music is doing to this generations lug holes.
12:38 PM Mar 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Listening to house party next door. Kids singing along to Akon and Lonely Island "I touch myself".
12:17 PM Mar 16th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Congratulations to my hometown Chelmsford. Or should i say homeCITY.
10:27 AM Mar 14th
via web
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Tutor: imagine what bread will be like a year from now! Me: re-invented?computerised? Tutor: No. Stale.
Way ahead of the game @
6:37 AM Mar 13th
via Twitter for iPhone
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puck you. with a p.
3:28 AM Mar 11th
via web
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I gotta love myself incase no body else does!
3:21 AM Mar 11th
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Are Rottweilers related to Rottingrolies?
2:13 AM Mar 11th
via Twitterrific
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I know you know I know you wanna..
1:14 PM Mar 10th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name ♛ ΛLEXΛ ♛
- Location Chelmsford CITY.
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