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alex_tinsley

  1. @creepyteepee badumching!
  2. Seriously that dog is breaking my fucking heart right now.
  3. This bitch on PR3 is NOT BEING NICE ENOUGH TO THAT POMERANIAN. And also why was he the last picked? I love hiiiim. I'm so sad.
  4. I maaaybe got a sneak peek at some new Mal colors and they're maaaaybe really gorgeous.... ;-)
  5. Ugh.
  6. @feministy they are so jellyriffic!
  7. @bricoleurknits I could go for one of those myself, now that you mention it.
  8. @spillyjaneknits ooh, sexy fisting. Now we're really going to get spam.
  9. @bricoleurknits shouldn't he be bribing YOU with french pastries? That sounds backwards.
  10. @bricoleurknits @ysolda I wondered about soaking, maybe I'll do that next time.
  11. @bricoleurknits @ysolda Trash bags and old lady night caps are totally in this year.
  12. @scknits it could've been the Royal Mail... But the apology sticker was from Atlanta so probably not.
  13. @bricoleurknits Ooooh, you so stylish the French approve of you.
  14. @leeleetea like what, "Damn baby, you're one sexy blur!"
  15. (I'll pay for that sarcasm, I'm sure.)
  16. I've gotten two Viagra tweets in the last 20 minutes and never any before. I must've mentioned my eternally flaccid penis.
  17. @knitterleigh haha, there ya go, it was just getting into character
  18. @TheSexyKnitter it's ok, I think it's just ash and rust, or... something.
  19. @PileOfSheep I'm thinking mailbox firecracker, haha. They're mostly intact though.
  20. @rainydaygoods tree poop everywhere, seriously.